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shakomatic dat army slang
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 FDF FACTS: The things around the shoulders and helmet are the receptors for the lazer guns attachment they put into the RK-62. You run around the forest getting shot and whe youre hit the things starts pinging.
+-PIC 8-
+New recruit: S test what is that.
+Private 1: S like as a sperm test that gets done to all recruits during the initial health check up. you jerk off in a cup
+Private 2: Corporals will monitor you during test and help if needed. Then they will mess around your balls with a cold spoon.
+Private 1: Then theres the a-test
+Fresh recruit: w-whats that
+Private 1: Anal test :-DD
+FDF facts: the new recruits get told by the previous batch of troops that theres all kinds of gay tests being done to them in initial check up. Initial test consists of a basic health check and a piss test for drugs.
+-PIC 9-
+MP 1: It was a good thing to become a MP. Think of it. Now the others are crawling in the dirt out there in the ass end of a nigger and we're just here sitting at the gate and just slacking off. Good job man good job.
+MP 2: What the fuck are you saying faggot its friday night and everyone is on leave having fun and getting drunk. Everyone but us.
+MP 2: And the same shit next week end.
+MP 1: Good job ;_;.
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+-PIC 10-
+Privates: Att-
+Privates: ATTENTION
+Private 1: Whore :-D(word play)
+private 2: Sir MP company room number 8, commanding officer corporal jerkoff, ready for your cleanliness check. Reported Private notsohard.
+Corporal: Thank you. To your places
+Corporal: At ease have you been cleaning. Someone answer.(no talking without permission)
+Private 2: Sir yes sir.
+Corporal: What is this. Someone answer.
+Private 2: Stardust sir. (Theres a somewhat popular song in finlan about startdust every fucking where song by samuli edelman.)
+Corporal: Wrong its shit. Room did not pass the test recheck after an hour.
+Corporal: hehe rookies will never get to sotku(every garrison has a garrison run shop that sells sweets/coffee/donuts etc where the troops spend most of their time when not allowed to go outside the garrison)
+-PIC 11-
+Meanwhile the FDF was concentrating in the most practical of things
+Corporal: Attention/atease/attention/atease/hat off/hat on/etc
+Corporal: Question.
+Private 1: Sir corporal private goofy may i get to adjust my appearance.
+Corporal: GET YOU DONT GET LAID IN THE ARMY YOU GET LAID ONLY OUTSIDE THE ARMY AND ONLY IN THE WEEKEND.
+Private 1: SIR CORPORAL SIR MAY I ADJUST MY APPEARANCE.
+Corporal: What are you adjusting.
+Private 1: i am scratching my nose
+Corporal: You may.
+Corporal: ADJUSTING ENDS IN 3 2 1 ATTENTION
+corporal: atease attention hat off hat on :--D
+FDF DO WORK WITH A MEANING
+FDF FACTS: This is pretty much all you do on days when theres no official sceduled activities. The corporals mess around with you and do parade ground moves and shit with you.
+-PIC 12-
+Mean while at the firing range
+Liutenant: let us check that no one has any munitions left over from the range. Present 3 magazines and expose the firing chamber
+Private: Sir we have checked 4 times already
+Liutenant: Then we will check them again.
+liutenant: Attention Atease.
+-PIC 13-
+Private 1: ogei guys let us fire up the stove.
+Private 2: What are you doing with that light petrol OH NO YOU DONT.
+Private 3: COWERRRR
+FDF FACTS: People too lazy to use light up the stove proper just tend to shove petrol down there and light that up. This tends to cause the stove to explode/set fire to the tent or give the people around it severe burns :----D
+-PIC 14-
+Private 1:Sir private dolan reporting for a smoke.
+Corporal: What monarch ruled britain between 865-871 you should know this.
+Private 1: Bono
+Corporal: Wrong go back to the end of the line
+Private 2: Damn i would have know this.
+FDF FACTS: When going for a smoke the corporal/private etc responsible for monitoring exits and entries from barracks during free time can ask what the fuck he wants from those reporting out for a smoke etc and they have to know the answer.
+-PIC 15-
+Batallion Commander: And when every trooper returns from leave their fucking barets will be in proper form and shape. Now the whole company looks like a fucking batallion of bakers.
+Private: Fucking william you should be ashamed of that pie on your head look for inspiration from my Proper form.