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REAL ARMY LOIF OF ELGGU 1488% LEGIT(now with More elggu loif in the FDF)
Translations for winnish impaired :–D
-PIC 1-
Liutenant: What it this half a company sized circus in here
Corporal: Its the Profile Riders(medical profile) liutenant sir.
Liutenant: oh for fucks sake
Private 1: Hurry up to formation private (name unstranslatable consists mostly of army slang consisting of funny names)
Private 2: the best VMDL(release from harsh manual labor.) marching speed, onward.
private 1: hey wasnt your other feet broken yesterday.
-PIC 2-
Medic: Then you check the groin for any bullet wounds. Shove that hand bravely down there private nothing is gay in the army there is only brotherhood.
Private 1: Sorry buddy.
Private 2: Be gentle.
-PIC 3-
Meanwhile in the Garrison Equipment storage
Storage Worker: They fit just fine and we dont change wet clothes for new ones sam.
(FDF FUN FACTS:The usual army storage people are generally hueg dicks and they wont change wet clothes for new ones for some fucking reason and the clothes never fit properly even if you take your proper size and the darker the coloration the better old ones look like they have been bleached and are shit to wear)
-PIC 4-
Liutenant:let us rehearse the firing range rules. what are the situations where you can shout STOP.
Privates: …..
Liutenant: Oh for fucks sake whe have gone through this atleast 20 times and you still dont know this when we come to the fiering range. Now take that fucking adventuring( slag word for fuck up/idot/retard/general dumbassery) hat from your heads and say something
Private 1: was it something relating to flying saucers.
Private 2: If the connection to the weenie(slang for slack off) guard gets cut off.
private 3: fug say something or we'll be get to run all over the range again.
-PIC 5-
a marching song consisting of saying the finnish equivalents of chip and dale with each step and corporal says anges and donald. pretty much a word play in finnish if you dont have leet finnishing skillz you wont get it.
-PIC 6-
From the background: the air is making a ripping sound(literal translation means artillery incoming)
Private: COVER
Corporal: Boom Boom Boom(simulating artillery :DDD). This is why i went to become and NCO.
Liutenant: Private clean up your gun its full of shit.
-PIC 7-
From the background: Youre dead fucker.
private: FUG
FDF FACTS: The things around the shoulders and helmet are the receptors for the lazer guns attachment they put into the RK-62. You run around the forest getting shot and whe youre hit the things starts pinging.
