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--- talk:people:elkku112 [2014/01/18 22:20]
venomthrope Updating/Fixing
+++ talk:people:elkku112 [2020/11/08 04:02] (current)
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 Liutenant: What it this half a company sized circus in here
-Corporal: Its the (dont know engrish equivalent. marching formation for people going to the infirmary in the morning for check up or otherwise know as slackers trying to get release from service for the day) liutenant sir.
+Corporal: Its the Profile Riders(medical profile) liutenant sir.
 Liutenant: oh for fucks sake
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 Private 2: If the connection to the weenie(slang for slack off) guard gets cut off.
-private 3: fuck say something or welll be get to run all over the range again.
+private 3: fug say something or we'll be get to run all over the range again.
 -PIC 5-
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 FDF FACTS: The things around the shoulders and helmet are the receptors for the lazer guns attachment they put into the RK-62. You run around the forest getting shot and whe youre hit the things starts pinging.
+-PIC 8-
+New recruit: S test what is that.
+Private 1: S like as a sperm test that gets done to all recruits during the initial health check up. you jerk off in a cup
+Private 2: Corporals will monitor you during test and help if needed. Then they will mess around your balls with a cold spoon.
+Private 1: Then theres the a-test
+Fresh recruit: w-whats that
+Private 1: Anal test :-DD
+FDF facts: the new recruits get told by the previous batch of troops that theres all kinds of gay tests being done to them in initial check up. Initial test consists of a basic health check and a piss test for drugs.
+-PIC 9-
+MP 1: It was a good thing to become a MP. Think of it. Now the others are crawling in the dirt out there in the ass end of a nigger and we're just here sitting at the gate and just slacking off. Good job man good job.
+MP 2: What the fuck are you saying faggot its friday night and everyone is on leave having fun and getting drunk. Everyone but us.
+MP 2: And the same shit next week end.
+MP 1: Good job ;_;.
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+-PIC 10-
+Privates: Att-
+Privates: ATTENTION
+Private 1: Whore :-D(word play)
+private 2: Sir MP company room number 8, commanding officer corporal jerkoff, ready for your cleanliness check. Reported Private notsohard.
+Corporal: Thank you. To your places
+Corporal: At ease have you been cleaning. Someone answer.(no talking without permission)
+Private 2: Sir yes sir.
+Corporal: What is this. Someone answer.
+Private 2: Stardust sir. (Theres a somewhat popular song in finlan about startdust every fucking where song by samuli edelman.)
+Corporal: Wrong its shit. Room did not pass the test recheck after an hour.
+Corporal: hehe rookies will never get to sotku(every garrison has a garrison run shop that sells sweets/coffee/donuts etc where the troops spend most of their time when not allowed to go outside the garrison)
+-PIC 11-
+Meanwhile the FDF was concentrating in the most practical of things
+Corporal: Attention/atease/attention/atease/hat off/hat on/etc
+Corporal: Question.
+Private 1: Sir corporal private goofy may i get to adjust my appearance.
+Corporal: GET YOU DONT GET LAID IN THE ARMY YOU GET LAID ONLY OUTSIDE THE ARMY AND ONLY IN THE WEEKEND.
+Private 1: SIR CORPORAL SIR MAY I ADJUST MY APPEARANCE.
+Corporal: What are you adjusting.
+Private 1: i am scratching my nose
+Corporal: You may.
+Corporal: ADJUSTING ENDS IN 3 2 1 ATTENTION
+corporal: atease attention hat off hat on :--D
+FDF DO WORK WITH A MEANING
+FDF FACTS: This is pretty much all you do on days when theres no official sceduled activities. The corporals mess around with you and do parade ground moves and shit with you.
+-PIC 12-
+Mean while at the firing range
+Liutenant: let us check that no one has any munitions left over from the range. Present 3 magazines and expose the firing chamber
+Private: Sir we have checked 4 times already
+Liutenant: Then we will check them again.
+liutenant: Attention Atease.
+-PIC 13-
+Private 1: ogei guys let us fire up the stove.
+Private 2: What are you doing with that light petrol OH NO YOU DONT.
+Private 3: COWERRRR
+FDF FACTS: People too lazy to use light up the stove proper just tend to shove petrol down there and light that up. This tends to cause the stove to explode/set fire to the tent or give the people around it severe burns :----D
+-PIC 14-
+Private 1:Sir private dolan reporting for a smoke.
+Corporal: What monarch ruled britain between 865-871 you should know this.
+Private 1: Bono
+Corporal: Wrong go back to the end of the line
+Private 2: Damn i would have know this.
+FDF FACTS: When going for a smoke the corporal/private etc responsible for monitoring exits and entries from barracks during free time can ask what the fuck he wants from those reporting out for a smoke etc and they have to know the answer.
+-PIC 15-
+Batallion Commander: And when every trooper returns from leave their fucking barets will be in proper form and shape. Now the whole company looks like a fucking batallion of bakers.
+Private: Fucking william you should be ashamed of that pie on your head look for inspiration from my Proper form.