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List of Unimportant People

There are people who play on The Server who are relevant enough to merit some information, but are too new or otherwise not important enough to get/waste a whole page on.

Basically it's like 2/3rds of these people only they aren't autistic enough to either forge importance or waste their lives on a fairly obscure and unimportant Minecraft server.

GlitchyBat

Glitchy…does things? Founded Wonderfields, that's right.

Hinoarashi

Pictured: Hinoarashi

Congressperson and foreign representative of The Federated Settlements of Ender. Authored Le Book. May be shortly moving up in the world.

MaxLedeba

MaxLedeba enjoying his favorite pastime

Known for being an extremely unimportant person, as well as dying often, though not quite as often as other people. He currently annoys Darynu by building random treehomes in the middle of cities and enjoys furries. He is a furfag of the highest caliber, and takes it quite seriously.

nazitechdenbtsman

Whereisthe1piece

Whereisthe1piece
Baron of Provincia Prosperità
Language: English
Residence: Terra Patria Province, Empire of Condeura
National Affiliation: Empire of Condeura
Economic Affiliation: T.O.P. Industries
Holdings: Provincia Prosperità
Titles: Baron of Provincia Prosperità, Grandmaster McSwagger of Condeura, King Pimp, and Blackest black in all Condeura
Icons: Condeura

King Pimp and Grandmaster McSwagger, Whereisthe1piece is a citizen of Condeura, and the Baron of Provincia Prosperità. His province is set to be mainly economic, with its centerpiece being the gargantuan T.O.P. Industries, or Tower of Pimps Industries, of which he is CEO. His business specializes in everything bling gold, as well as whores of all shapes and sizes dating services. His favorite colors to wear are purple and gold, and he is the most black citizen of Condeura to date.

This player is a bad person and needs to reminded of this fact regularly

Who is this and why should I care?

Gwokymarla is a self-entitled little shit, a troll and allegedly younger brother of Greenkitten.

Victims

Greenkitten, ever since Gwoky was born his life has been a downward spiral.
Locotar, was harassed by Gwoky constantly for building on Crator Landing even though no one really gave a shit.
Fly, being a neighbour, hated his guts for years before she passed away ; _ ;
He also made caBastard log in at 1:00AM (US Central Time) and cut down some parts of his tree. About half way through caBst realised he was not mexican and in a fit of rage spawned creepers and pigmen all over Gwoky's island.

This player is an asshole and a coprophiliac. He will try to discuss anuses with you and feed you shit from his Cathedral of Shit located in his castle, Anusity.

Former OP of the creative server, Russian, now known as a jerky player disliked by the majority of mods. Used to be a king of the town called Anusity, but abandoned it and later created a new account doublexynta. Currently building with Ishi and PvPing everyone he sees (mostly mods).

Mysterious black female from Canada, rarely seen anywhere outside her unnamed habitat, where she is the major builder (along with HerrMarisa).

She also gets involved in HerrMarisa's provocative actions.

Extremist right wing muslim in love with Glenn Beck and Ronald Reagan. He believes (besides being Canadian) that there should be no taxes in the US but even though the gov't has to provide its citizens unlimited maple cheeseburgers. He's also obsessed with Katy Perry who he considers to be “The Beatles” of our times.

Note: He says Fox News is not biased at all. AT ALL.

THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH.

Fun Facts

Kopf is drunk about 64% of the time he logs in. If he likes you he asks you if he could live with you for a week, in a relationship transcending mere homosexuality.

King of Settlement

Slav who joined in late days of 1.7. Joined State of Nowa Kurwa in eary days of 1.8. Has a strange penchant for digging huge holes (the outline of Libau Arena is his guilt) Has been declared a Chancellor Pro Tempore of State of Nowa Kurwa by himself who impeached testy. In turn, his resignation from leadership of Nowa Kurwa brought in Yugo_Texas. In 1.9 (beta) tried to found Great Duchy of Peros with Erebeetaa. Announcement of new map for 1.0 puta dampener on those plans. With 1.0, tried to found Peros. Again. But IRL troubles and omgmac's derpfest with map completely killed any chance of Peros coming to life. Now cosily resides in town of Voelhaven in Duchy of Nieuw Walschor.

Estlandia is one of the Estonian bernd minecrafters. He first appeared when the spawn was changed to Perkele in 1.8 and built a cottage there. Then moved far east from Perkele to build a bigger settlement. Just after he wanted to make that the offical 'estland', he dumped the place again to travel even more east, somewhere to the edge of the world where he likes to build stuff, but still has need for people to see and judge it.

For more recent installments see estland

Fun Facts

Everyone loves estlandia :3

I sure don't you fucking son of a bitch. — caBastard 2011/10/29 02:36

Because you are a nigger sambo asshole, ca. — BremenBernd 2012/02/14 15:52

Catbuskris is a moderator on the server, known for getting drunk and once banning himself. He built the very first buildings in, and named, Kurwa on the old map. Upon the new map's generation, he joined West Rhodes, and built a tower in Uganda.

This player is a Baznian Wizard. Beware of him and dont underestimate his powers.

BarabaDruze joined the server in July 2011. Ever since he has been known as the highest Baznian Wizard on the server.

He likes wars, riots and assassinations; he was the leader of the Spawn Riots, took part in the battle for Nova Kurwa, stopped YugoTexas's try to take over Evergreen.

History

  • 1.7 - One of the creators of the Kuduro Village.
  • 1.8 - The governor of Reddock, a province of the Merchant Republic of West Rhodes. After some time, Koen joined Baraba, and Reddock soon became on of the larger cities of the server. It was one of the few (if not the only) city floating on water and the only city with a fully-working Clocktower. Was a member of the USSK for a short period of time on the begining of the map.
  • 1.9 - Creator of the Thug's Guild with Icey, kept on stealing stuff and getting richer until omgmac's betrayal.
  • 1.1 - Ruler of the City of Vengard.
terrorist Aineias/Telendil
Home City: karak Sakor(not that anyone remembers it)
Langwuage(s): English, Russian
National Affiliation: Breshik
Political Affliation(s): Kalangradian, bydlo
Rolls and Titles: Ex-Mod, Breshikan
Johned: late 2011

Known for being the Worst mod ever at one point, his mistake of resetting the entire map las later made by this moron. he is also known for beign the only Breshikan for ever acheiving modhood. He rightly screwed it up withing 24 housrs, go figure.

Very nice and crazy German. He is racist and doesn't embrace multiculturalism. Ask him for Euro monies.

This player is a COMMUNIST. Keep your distance from the reds.

Participant in June Revolution. Former True Kurwans Party member.

Former People's Commissar of War and Foreign Affairs and co-founder of the First Republic of Battkhortostan. Participated in the Battle of Brandenburg Gate, the first Battkhorti victory in a military engagement. Current inner party member of the Battkhortostan National-Bolshevik Party.

This is another person on the server. Has created GAM and Nedermark, and this profile page in order to appear important.

Mr Kittens, aka mrkittens123, is Imperial Council member of the Kurwan Empire, ruling over Outer Kurwa, and a moderator on the server. Meow. According to rumors he built Rosenstation in Berndtown.. He likes Yorkshire Tea.

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