GlitchyBat

Roughly around November 30, 2012, Glitchy was born in a nameless village, present day Aspergia, near a coast of Mari. His parents, Hinoarashi and EternalZohne, often had to keep a close eye on him so he wouldn't do dumb things like go into the mines and die in lava and losing one of their few diamond picks. Glitchy often attempted to explore the area, rebelling against his parents' wishes. However, he would often be slaughtered by prowling mobs less than 100 meters away from home, because despite his pure heart and bold spirit, he was reckless and naive.

Roughly a month into his life, Glitchy had to migrate with his parents to a new land in search of a new land to build with, as Mari is literally nothing but snow. The group boarded their shitty wooden boats and sailed off. For many kilometers they sailed until they arrived at an ancient land of the Soviets. Pressing on, they eventually settled in a damp swamp where Glitchy proceeded to build a fucking terrible mockup of Unova's Village Bridge. His parents soon left him for a nearby desert at the coast, and he was left to build alone in Village Bridge.

One cold night, Glitchy had felt a dry spell, and developed a desire for something great and new. Grabbing basic supplies needed to survive, he warped to Spawn and sailed out to a somewhat unsettled continent. After establishing a safe house he dwelved through thick jungles, swamps, and snow to find large plains with a weird rock sticking out of the center. This new land was soon dubbed Wonderfields. This was followed by more foundings of settlements.

Glitchy and Hino said okay let's make a nation and they did. North and South flavors were established

I'm actually surprised you're still reading this shit lol

Kim Jong Bat kicks Glitchy out. Hell follows.

One day, Glitchy fell asleep in his hidden bunker. When he awoke, Oceania had melted away and all that was around him was a mysterious forest with trees made of wood no one had ever seen before. Gathering the remaining Enderians, they all set off on a great quest to rebuild the great nation of Ender.

Glitchy, Hino, and Rubyon all set off to find an ancient Enderian device to reach the moon and obtain a Powerful Artifact to rebuild the nation. The trek around the new land was not an easy one. While some Enderians dug deep to start a surplus of materials, Glitchy had gone out in search of Ender Pearls and, during travel through a cave system, stumbled into a stronghold. Using telepathy, he alerted all Enderians to flock to the area, and a wooden hut of glory was established. Tirelessly, the Enderians worked around the clock to find pearls and a Nether Fortress for Blaze Rods. They faced many obstacles and battled many foes, but roughly 24 hours after the new world had formed, Glitchy and Hino assembled a squad consisting of roughly 7 people. Glitchy managed to miscount the fucking pearls when assembling and Areteee and V1ad had to save the day by throwing two of theirs into the mix. With the last pearl in place, the room glew a magical violet and a void ripped open between the portal frames, opening a wormhole to the moon. Glitchy, standing in the way, was instantly warped in, followed by the rest of the squad, despite Glitchy specifically saying he was going in first to make sure the spawn wasn't in mid-fucking-air. The team was soon met with The Great and Adorable Ender Dragon. While the squad fired arrows at him, Glitchy warped back to the base because he wasn't god damn prepared and by the time he got back, all Ender Crystals had been destroyed and Ender's health halved. As Ender swooped down at the team, Glitchy hopped onto his neck and tried to put his dick in Ender's mouth. This tactic was unsuccessful, but lead to Ender crashing into an obsidian pillar where the squad immediately swarmed and attacked. Ender rose up into the sky after a fatal shot in the ass and began glowing white. Amazing Hollywood effects played as he bursted into a fuckload of exp pearls and a bedrock portal fell to the ground with a wormhole back home. Hino lept to Ender's Egg that had befallen and stuffed it into her pocket to bring home. Unfortunately for Glitchy, his attempts to fuck Ender midbattle lead him too injurred to survive. Glitchy's Swoobatty body went through cheap 1970s special effects as he regenerated into a weird purple thing with no real species name.

Glitchy now serves as the Great Janitor of the Republic of Ender, mostly cleaning shit up or something. When not cleaning or organizing, he can probably be found having sex with the secretly alive Ender Dragon, Creepers, Pokemon, or fuck knows what else.