FlakeSe

<autism> <Flakese> brb doing coke in the bathrrom

<Flakese> somewhere out there is a 500 sheep farm waiting for me

A total beginner at /int/ one of the first threads he read was the servers minecraft thread, having only tried minecraft classic servers in the past a screenshot of the town of Kurwa piqued his interest. Unbeknownst to him he joined the server in its last week on the first survival map and spent his time exploring by day and pondering the meaning of autism in his man cave directly beneath spawn while also dreaming up what he would add to the fray. However 1.7 only saw a single creation, a house built out of mainly cobble and glass on an artificial island less than 100 blocks away from his spawn cave ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING . Distinguishing features were a tree farm roof and a tower to the height limit which he in retrospect said to have been “pig disgusting”.

Late to rejoin the server after the new map was up and eager to make his mark in a major settlement he joined a JEW entepreneur promising new start up about 3 minutes after he first logged in, this JEW go getter named Ghoul led him across a vast desert and through a SILLY GOYIM city to a tiny sandstone house where he was given the mission statement of the Merchant Guild which was along the lines of “we dont build, we mine to sell”. Flakese later recalled that he wanted to turn around and that point and go back to spawn to find a more promising settlement but since he had given Ghoul his word and was too dumb to find his way back to spawn he stayed. The following couple of weeks were unproductive and dull with one attempt made at a stonebrick mansion which wound up looking like a mosque, following a brief ban for getting back at Clapsaddle for being a jerk Flakese stumbled upon the idea that would define his stay.

Originally planned to be built in the Sci-Fi desert a glass pyramid rose in the reclaimed land of a defunkt settlement called Deseret. The building was lauded for impressive autism so he doubled down and dug the pyramid into an octahedron, but his autims was not sated until an floating pyramid inside the octahedron was cast in obsidian.

The numbers:

• 20000 glass blocks
• 3000 obsidian
• 1500 sandstone
• 600 Stone bricks
• 100 lapis blocks
• 50 gold blocks
• approximately 120000 blocks where dug in the making of the octahedron pit

_Other 1.8 projects_

• Spawn skyrail to Samarkand pyramid
• The great cacti border walling in all of Samarkand
• Merchant Guild outposts in West Rhodes, the End, Alphatown & Greenland
• Merchant Guild Samarkand sands hotel overlooking the Alphatown rail station
• The Samarkand cane fields and canopy extension to the pyramid
• Flakese's study, entry in a build competition
• The pyramid contruction workers compound & cactus laboratories
• Various paths and lesser dwellings
• Dessert Island terraforming (unfinished)
• Shipping canals from the original Merchant Guild compund and Samarkand to Alphatown

_Projects participated in_

• Berndrock underground mining village and rail extension
• Kowloon walled city
• Redesign of spawn tradehall
• Finished the roof of the Temple of Bernd in Alphatown
• Samarkand town rail station

To the dismay of the entire population Alphabernd announced his departure from the realm in early January and set a deadline for the end of the month to make other arrangements or make their peace with their autism and get lives. Faced with having to go outside again Flakese started looking around for hosting and wound up messaging a member of the Minecraft forums who had hosted before and was offering to host a server for anyone that was “serious about owning a server”. That member was omgmac who as it turned out was not serious about owning a server himself most likely because he was a immature child cunt that when asked what kind of connection he had or what his machinery was he always replied “its good enough”, which it wasn't. After less than 6 days of hosting and every single benisfaced faced friend of his he brought to the server banned omgmac started talking about stopping hosting the server, Flakese replied that it was his choice, but asked him to keep hosting until someone else could take over since 2 other members of the community were now gearing up to find more suitable hosting or that if he decided to stop before a handover to pass on the map to him for safekeeping. omgmac agreed to this, however when FlakeSe came online the day after the server was down and omgmac nowhere to be reached, the last backup of the 1.8 map has still not been recovered from omgmac.

FlakeSe did however manage to wrangle mod status from him which he retained when Te3 took over hosting which as it seems is the only good thing to have come out of the whole situation.

With a new admin came a new map and new ideas, land was claimed on the continent of Sternia and named Markadia. This was to be the new home of the Merchant Guild and a roadmap to nationhood was set, but FlakeSe was getting uneasy with restrictions on his creativity and established build style this new settlement required and left to build without regard to neighbours or the tastes of mentally lazy autists. He currently resides in the small desert of Nossrafle at X: 3150 Z: 1600.

After living for all of 3 hours by himself he was recruited by a Taco to construct in a town based on facebook, there he using the wisdom of a falcon and the imagination of an accountant built a pyramid and cane fields. Fought in the Siege of Fort Gorask defending the honour of the canefields he single handedly massacred every single mongol and won the battle all on his own.

After a year and a 9months of dedicated berndom glued to the game he finally got off his now relatively fat ass and got a job at sea, got demodded a little while later because Te3 hates fish or something. Logs in once in a while and bores everyone on irc.

• The Badmyd, while not as badass as the Samarkand pyramid it makes up for being cheated as hell by being gigantic
• Badface lido, pool with lights and diving boards and stuff and bars & grills
• Two mast barque on a hill in Badface
• Ocean spray mishap, place for deep contemplation. Or whatever, it looks pretty stylish.
• 8-10 houses around the map
• Paths around old island spawn and around Badface
• The Great Badfacian Cane Project, a neverending quest to make all deserts gloriously caneified

_Projects participated in_

• Tetown spawn office building
• Tetown hippodrome, with koentinius
• Memorial hall messanine basement (somebody build that other horse already)
• New Samarkand
• 0 axis and Limbo rail projects
• The great Nether ordnung
• Badface nether beautification
• The Feels generator

Kebabs removed: number goes here

Why are you so cute and adorable?