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--- people:flakese [2013/09/12 00:11]
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-====== FlakeSe ======
+<alert type="info" icon="glyphicon glyphicon-info-sign">
+This beloved player has left the server. RIP ;_;
+Nod really :DDDDD
+</alert>
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+<alert type="warning" icon="glyphicon glyphicon-warning-sign">
-This player jewed his way into being a <wrap em>Mod</wrap>, curse his existence every chance you get.
+This player was demodded for causing large amounts of mod abuse and drama.
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+</alert>
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+<alert type="danger" icon="glyphicon glyphicon-flash">
-This player was demodded because... because.
-</WRAP>
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 This player is from Iceland. He has no soul.
-</WRAP>
+</alert>
+====== FlakeSe ======
+<file>
+<autism> <Flakese> brb doing coke in the bathrrom
+</file>
 ===Flakese is being horny===
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 ===== 1.8 - Introduction to Yevism =====
-Late to rejoin the server after the new map was up and eager to make his mark in a major settlement he joined a <wrap em><wrap hi>JEW</wrap></wrap> entepreneur promising new start up about 3 minutes after he first logged in, this <wrap em><wrap hi>JEW</wrap></wrap> go getter named [[people:ghoul|Ghoul]] led him across a vast desert and through a <wrap em><wrap hi>SILLY GOYIM</wrap></wrap> city to a tiny sandstone house where he was given the mission statement of the Merchant Guild which was along the lines of "we dont build, we mine to sell". Flakese later recalled that he wanted to turn around and that point and go back to spawn to find a more promising settlement but since he had given Ghoul his word and was too dumb to find his way back to spawn he stayed. The following couple of weeks were unproductive and dull with one attempt made at a stonebrick mansion which wound up looking like a mosque, following a brief ban for getting back at Clapsaddle for being a jerk Flakese stumbled upon the idea that would define his stay.
+Late to rejoin the server after the new map was up and eager to make his mark in a major settlement he joined a <wrap em><wrap hi>JEW</wrap></wrap> entrepreneur promising new start up about 3 minutes after he first logged in, this <wrap em><wrap hi>JEW</wrap></wrap> go getter named [[people:ghoul|Ghoul]] led him across a vast desert and through a <wrap em><wrap hi>SILLY GOYIM</wrap></wrap> city to a tiny sandstone house where he was given the mission statement of the Merchant Guild which was along the lines of "we don't build, we mine to sell". Flakese later recalled that he wanted to turn around and that point and go back to spawn to find a more promising settlement but since he had given Ghoul his word and was too dumb to find his way back to spawn he stayed. The following couple of weeks were unproductive and dull with one attempt made at a stonebrick mansion which wound up looking like a mosque, following a brief ban for getting back at Clapsaddle for being a jerk Flakese stumbled upon the idea that would define his stay.
 === Sand & glass ===
-Originally planned to be built in the Sci-Fi desert a glass pyramid rose in the reclaimed land of a defunkt settlement called Deseret. The building was lauded for impressive autism so he doubled down and dug the pyramid into an octahedron, but his autims was not sated until an floating pyramid inside the octahedron was cast in obsidian.
+Originally planned to be built in the Sci-Fi desert a glass pyramid rose in the reclaimed land of a defunct settlement called Deseret. The building was lauded for impressive autism so he doubled down and dug the pyramid into an octahedron, but his autism's was not sated until an floating pyramid inside the octahedron was cast in obsidian.
+[[https://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/48/64/825/-1/6/0|The place]]
 __The numbers:__
   * 20000 glass blocks
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   * The Samarkand cane fields and canopy extension to the pyramid
   * Flakese's study, entry in a build competition
-  * The pyramid contruction workers compound & cactus laboratories
+  * The pyramid construction workers compound & cactus laboratories
   * Various paths and lesser dwellings
   * Dessert Island terraforming (unfinished)
-  * Shipping canals from the original Merchant Guild compund and Samarkand to Alphatown
+  * Shipping canals from the original Merchant Guild compound and Samarkand to Alphatown
 ___Projects participated in___
   * Berndrock underground mining village and rail extension
   * Kowloon walled city
-  * Redesign of spawn tradehall
+  * Redesign of spawn trade hall
   * Finished the roof of the Temple of Bernd in Alphatown
   * Samarkand town rail station
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 FlakeSe did however manage to wrangle mod status from him which he retained when Te3 took over hosting which as it seems is the only good thing to have come out of the whole situation.
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+<alert type="danger" icon="glyphicon glyphicon-flash">
 <wrap em><wrap hi>BOTTOMLINE:</wrap></wrap> This player is actually responsible for the 1.8 end crisis and all of omg<del>fag</del>mac crimes; however, he still <wrap em><wrap hi>JEW'D</wrap></wrap> us all and not only got away with it, but he also kept his mod rights. Regardless, he's a good mod so who cares? Well I do. Pay the debt FlakeSe.
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 With a new admin came a new map and new ideas, land was claimed on the continent of Sternia and named Markadia. This was to be the new home of the Merchant Guild and a roadmap to nationhood was set, but FlakeSe was getting uneasy with restrictions on his creativity and established build style this new settlement required and left to build without regard to neighbours or the tastes of mentally lazy autists. He currently resides in the small desert of Nossrafle at X: 3150 Z: 1600.
-After living for all of 3 hours by himself he was recruited by a Taco to construct in a town based on facebook, there he using the wisdom of a falcon and the imagination of an accountant built a pyramid and cane fields. Fought in the Siege of Fort Gorask defending the honour of the canefields he single handedly massacred every single mongol and won the battle all on his own.
+After living for all of 3 hours by himself he was recruited by a Taco to construct in a town based on facebook, there he using the wisdom of a falcon and the imagination of an accountant built a pyramid and cane fields. Fought in the Siege of Fort Gorask defending the honour of the canefields he single handedly massacred every single mongol winning the battle.
-After a year and a 9months of dedicated berndom glued to the game he finally got off his now relatively fat ass and got a job at sea, got demodded a little while later because Te3 hates fish or something. Logs in once in a while and bores everyone on irc.
+At this point getting pretty bored and complacent he poked a bear and neighbor named Tangaloa who retaliated in true bear fashion with full force, both players being mods with access to unlimited resources things quickly turned nuclear making West Badface a smoldering crater and chat a pissing match, the damage was all rolled back but the damage to the psyche of the poor newfags in chat was permanent.
+Now Flakese would have you believe that he dindu nuthin beyond this to warrant demodding, but that is not the case. Flakese was known for spawning himself huge amounts of mod abused items and storing them in his own locked chests stashed throughout the map, and for using his creative powers for evil. The final straw came when Flakese tnt'd an entire desert for no obvious reason, and after months of petitioning was finally demodded by te3.
+After quitting the server out of butthurt for being demodded, Flakese reappeared and began to access his hidden caches of mod abused items (e.g stacks of diamond blocks and tnt). Tangaloa reported this to other mods and the admin, but they weren't acting upon this and Tangaloa knew that if he straight confiscated them, it was likely a certain [[people:enton|mod]] would return them to Flakese. Noticing at least some of the most recently accessed caches weren't protected, Tangaloa informed a known criminal and mongol agitator about their location thinking Flakese wouldn't have the gall to report stolen mod abused items. But he did. His reporting combined with his close relationship with te3 and Enton resulted in an unprecedented action of breaking into another player's account to find PROOFs of wrongdoing, which resulted in the demodding and "permaban" of Tangaloa who din du nuffin, he a good boy.
 ===== Oceania projects =====
-  * The Badmyd, while not as badass as the Samarkand pyramid it makes up for being cheated as hell by being gigantic
+  * [[https://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/2363/64/970/-3/3/0|The Badmyd]], largest single structure ever built by area. (made mostly in creative)
-  * Badface lido, pool with lights and diving boards and stuff and bars & grills
+  * [[https://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/2330/64/1269/-1/3/0|Badface lido]], pool with lights and diving boards and stuff and bars & grills
-  * Two mast barque on a hill in Badface
+  * SS Badface, a ship in a bottle without the bottle
   * Ocean spray mishap, place for deep contemplation. Or whatever, it looks pretty stylish.
   * 8-10 houses around the map
-  * Paths around old island spawn and around Badface
   * The Great Badfacian Cane Project, a neverending quest to make all deserts gloriously caneified
+  * The Merchant Bank, incredible abstract shitbuilding which sort of looks ok if you squint
 ___Projects participated in___
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   * 0 axis and Limbo rail projects
   * The great Nether ordnung
-  * Badface nether beautification
+  * Badface nether hub and SECURITY beautification
   * The Feels generator
-**Kebabs removed:** number goes here
+**Kebabs removed:** Dozens were banned for life for minor grief such a leaf damage at spawn.
+===== Alpharealm =====
+Having retired because of excessive drama mostly of his own making he serendipitously returned on the second day of the new world, with renewed hope a fresh start was in order and the mind was quickly set on a grandiose project in the center of the known world. Work began by clearing the forest and readying the soil, however starting from scratch with weak pathetic useless iron tools demoralized him so greatly that after filling 4 doublechests of dark oak and flattening the area all feels were lost for actually starting construction. So the site fell silent, benevolent mods eventually installed a regulation sized footballfield on the plot which sadly cannot be used due to spheres being merely the stuff of myth and legends.
+Months passed until feels were sufficiently recharged to start work on something worthwhile, a desert close by the original plot had been ravaged by marauding shit builders and for no real good reason the decision was made to build something there. FroggyDoggy assisted in restoring the biome to fertile grasslands replacing the by now long gone sand which had glazed most of the early buildings in the world. On this spot rose The Glowstone Sun, inspired by the sharp angles and jagged edges of the Merchant Star. It was topped by a ball of light to blind the goyim that much better, the materials for it were gathered in long journeys to the nether with the unwitting sidekick Yeti30 who was rumoured to follow a rather different ideology. Nevertheless in a great spurt of effort rose this glass palace intended as the new headquarters of the venerable Merchant Guild, but yet again feels were seriously depleted and rather than build something of value time was spent on cane fields. An ill thought out lobby to The Glowstone Sun was started connecting the main highway from spawn to all the major settlements in an attempt to create foot traffic, the project petered out after only having been 60% completed.
+A year would pass. In a period of personal reflection he returned to the site set on cleaning up this eyesore finally turning it into a complex worthy of a visit by adding the jagged pyramid which houses a reflecting pool and a statue of The Golden Ponyboy. The Glowstone Sun was given a new purpose as a reading room, flora was added to the area, old shitbuildings in the way of the new pyramid were torn down, and the landscape was transformed. Even the lobby found new life as a connecting building between the two separate projects, all in all approximately 250000 blocks were shifted in the area during this period. Finally the place was named Samarkand to honour the dead and the complex as a whole the Samarkand Sanctuary.
+___Day 111000 (2018+)___
+===== Alpharealm Projects =====
+* [[https://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/-64/64/-235/-2/0/0|Samarkand Sanctuary]]
+* [[https://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/1118/64/1877/max/0/0|BADFACE MEMORIAL]]
+* [[https://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/-1/64/-1/-1/0/0|The Zero Inn]]
 <wrap hi><wrap em>Why are you so cute and adorable?</wrap></wrap>
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