At the beginning of June autist variobond was bored and decided to look at the server that he used to visit for some time more than a year ago. This time, instead of mainland building, he decided to search the land for island groups. The only thing he could find in close proximity to spawn was a single tiny stone island with an area of about 75m² and another, even smaller one sticking near the main island like a tumor. Since variobond wanted to live on an archipelago a lot, he began making artificial islands and platforms around that place and destroying the mainland nearby. He continues doing it since then and the current amount of islands is six, but there probably will be more.

The history of OIAA and DESU

In late june Enders decided to attack russians because they spoke russian in the server chat. To have a chance against the stronk Enders, russians formed an alliance, DESU, to use private clan chat and coordinate tactics(private chat was actually not used by majority). After 3 raids and a castle siege the war was over, and DESU split into RMCU (ruminers), SLND, and variobond alone. variobond and Sealand(Onion, Warzouz) then united into the now stronk OIAA. since then, 2 more people joined, as well as a migrant from RMCU because his friend Warzouz was here. The nation was born.

+ variobond
+ Ronaldofryman
+ supreme autist Crni_Drachen
- Ronaldofryman
+ Onion
- supreme autist Crni_Drachen
+ Warzouz/Truememer
+ AvexJ
+ Litvin
+ Dora
+ IchHeisseMark
+ RonaldoFryman
+ Mimokrokodil
+ Mikoljsdk


The Oppai Islands Artificial Archipelago is divided in 3 administrative zones, each with a unique geography. The political power of each of the zones and their residents is equal.

The OIAA capital territorry is the navalistic island territorry in which the Capital (kiirosuna) is located. This is also the first ever claimed territorry, that has already been populated before the game-changing DESU war (perdyushino purges).

First island to be settled, it serves as a storage room for now. In future, it is planned to have various constructions for the Polish sports championship.

Tiny natural island on which variobond will eventually put his house when he finishes his other 1488 projects.

Farm island is located near to Sealand platform. Beetroot, cocoa beans, sugar canes, weed, wheat, melons and pumpkins grow there.

The islands' main location. Here there are and will be various modernizations and houses, as well as planned/in build statues of the grandautist variobond. The currently most impresive build is the 100 block high TV tower. Kiirosuna also has a courthouse which is about 10% done, and will be finished in about 10 years.

Puffer fish is the mascot of Sealand

Sealands political status is disputed. While Sealand lies in the sea of the OICT and is internationally counted to it, Sealand wants to be an Independent A big, heavily fortified platform in the sea made by Onion for strategic purposes. Has skyrail to Kiirosuna. Platform is currently very WIP. (~26,2% of all plan only done) Populated by Warzouz and Onion currently. Platform is the Noah's Onion's ark to save all living creatures on Oppai if something goes really wrong.

Puffer fish is official mascot of Sealand. Onion will be very glad if somebody brings him a puffer fish.

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The currently unnamed yewish vilage at the end of the world is a place first found by Warzouz and repopulated by variobond. Warzouz felt that the 3 yews residing there were not enough, so he called upon variobond, who then made a 144-house breeder for more jews. Since that point in time, at the 08.07.2016, this is a outer territory of the islands. While not being an island, the town is ruled by oppailanders - who use the yews for emeralds -, which makes it an enclave of the stronk reich.

The Paizuri plains is a very flat plains biome located close to the main islands. To reach it, continue walking from kamjen into Skellsborough, and follow this direction. The biome has a lot of place for settlements, one is currently in progress.

Fort shekel™ is a 64×64 fortress, which is protecting the industrial/military settlement Jew York City™. The area is furthermore protected by a 8 block wide trench.

Currently, OIAA has good relationship to the Rumine Autists. Oppai citisens are peaceful autists.

OIAA has many resource reserves, such as gold and diamond reserves. It's not a problem for Onion to get emeralds because he's a yev he trades with yevs a lot.