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Terra Patria, Province of Darynu
Province of Terra Patria | |
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Capital | Primam Urbam |
Location | South-Eastern Condeura |
Provencal Pastime | Interfering in other people's business and lollygaggin' |
Achievments | Invented a wooden computer and was the first founded province. |
Provence Anthem: http://dagobah.net/flash/anime_haters_attack.swf |
Founding
Primam Urbem, capitol of the Province of Terra Patria, was the first area to be founded in the Empire. It has only recently been founded, but is growing fast, and making major leads in economy and science. Some examples are the curing of cancer creation of a wooden computer and a new type of minecart a booming porn business.
Buildings
Currently, there are no actual buildings outside of Primam Urbam, but within the city exist a mining outpost, an automated wheat farm, a veggie farm, an abandoned and condemned store-house, Darynu's Cozy Shack of Death, The Roaming Giant Inn, and a watchtower. Kendov Kiir is in process of being built, and is set to be Darynu's castle.
The Great Chicken Epidemic
Currently, Terra Patria suffers an overpopulation of chickens not only within farms, but also in the surrounding plains. The chickens have been overpopulated due to the fact that Darynu is in the habit of breeding them, but they are no longer killed due to excess of food. It is speculated that another reason there are too many chickens is because Darynu finds it hilarious Terrorists sent chickens down on parachutes in hopes they will attack us,