Tropico was founded by the lone sailor Thorinair, who set out to create an island paradise. He could not have failed more. He was eventually by joined Labs, the Tibetan monk, and Woose, the fat man in a Batman suit. Tropico, around October 1st, experienced a famine that began with that fat bastard Woose eating all the bread like the fat orphan he is. They never recovered.

• The Battle of the Bread

The Battle of the Bread began when Woose was being a total fuckwad redistributing the Kingdom's food supply to himself. He took refuge on a tree, devouring the bread ravenously before being taken down by a single arrow hail of arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Earth that barely grazed his stupid face handsome and manly chest hair.

• The First Great Expansion

On October 2nd, the Kingdom of Tropico expanded to include several other tropical shitholes neighbouring islands. These islands include Le Isle de Thor'nar and The Island of Goddrick. I wouldn't want to live on either one.

• The Defense of Tropico

In the face of a huge invasion force, the Tropicoans came together under one banner for the first time. Behind their seawall, they took their posts. The attackers took the weakest point of the gate, but were held off by the brave actions of Woose, Labs, and Thorinair. And thus, the Kingdom of Tropico survived to prosper.

• The Relocation of Tropicoans

(Ongoing)

• Barren Wheat Farm
• Zombie Infested Cave
• Common House for Lonely Bernds

• Ocean
• Sea
• Water
• Aqua
• Marine Enviorment
• Not land

What?

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Starvation, back stabbery, famine, zombie infestation, hunger, nice beaches, and lack of food.

The territory of Tropico is governed by representives from every union within

Woose is the mayor for life. BATMAN

• Thorinair21: Town founder and big fat faggot brave miner who single handedly cried like a little bitch during stopped the zombie invasion. He now works under Woose's dominion.
• Woose1: Brave protector of the night, and best ruler forever for life. Currently controls political affairs within tropico with his fanciful pajamas bat-armor.
• Labs: Incompetant farmer Greenthumbed master botanist, disaster prone failure of an explorer incredibly attractive adventurer and master of flailing his arms like a fag every martial art known to man.