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The Kingdom of Tropico
History
Tropico was founded by the lone sailor Thorinair, who set out to create an island paradise. He could not have failed more. He was eventually by joined Labs, the Tibetan monk, and Woose, the fat man in a Batman suit. Tropico, around October 1st, experienced a famine that began with that fat bastard Woose eating all the bread like the fat orphan he is. They never recovered.
Notable Historic Events
- The Battle of the Bread
The Battle of the Bread began when Woose was being a total fuckwad redistributing the Kingdom's food supply to himself. He took refuge on a tree, devouring the bread ravenously before being taken down by a single arrow hail of arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Earth that barely grazed his stupid face handsome and manly chest hair.
Landmarks and Surroundings
Landmarks
- Barren Wheat Farm
- Zombie Infested Cave
- Common House for Lonely Bernds
Surroundings
- Ocean
- Sea
- Water
- Aqua
- Marine Enviorment
- Not land
Economy
What?
Coordinates
Local Life and Issues
Starvation, back stabbery, famine, zombie infestation, hunger, nice beaches, and lack of food.
Local Government
The territory of Tropico is governed by representives from every union within
Woose is the mayor for life. BATMAN
Notable Residents
- Thorinair21: Town founder and
big fat faggotbrave miner who single handedlycried like a little bitch duringstopped the zombie invasion. He now works under Woose's dominion.