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Maritime Republic of Coenstad
Maritime Republic of CoenstadMaritieme Republiek van Coenstad | |
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Capital | Coenstad |
Official Languages | English Dutch Diets |
Demonyn | Coenstadians Stadians Dutch |
Government | Maritime Republic |
Stadhouder | Creeper |
Establishment | 22-09-2011 |
Population | ~21 |
Abbreviation | CS |
Coenstad is a Republic found by Notaspark, Erebeetaa and Kankersteen on the 22th of September. Named in honor of Jan Pieterzoon Coen. Notorious for his noble deeds which include putting his daughter in her place for making out with a peasant and making removal of natives collaborating with cockroaches, a great man that deserves praise indeed.
On the 27th of September, The Republic of Coenstad was declared an sovereign nation, with a population of aproximately 21 citizens. Currently, Coenstad has over 30 permanent residents and 3 dual citizens.
History
The plan
Planning began weeks prior to the server's update, as Kankersteen, Ameribernd, Notaspark and Argie saw the potential of a clean start, they started planning out their new nation. It quickly grew to a plan. Lots autism was spilled trying to think of a name, location, flags and cause, this was not easy, as inspiration was taken from any subject there could be for example Anders Breivik. But in the end the four agreed that it should be called Coenstad, a sort of hybrid of trading jews and dutch colonists.
Day one
As word spread that the server had been updated, Notaspark, Erebeetaa and Kankersteen rushed to find their place in the world, a short walk away from the spawn they found an exceptional marsh, resources were gathered and a fort was built, Fort de Hoop. Kankersteen scouted the marshes for a suitable place for the city, he found a long peninsula, surrounded by several smaller islands. And thus the soil was choosen, soil where history shall be writen. Soon other people heard about Coenstad, and offered to join, either attracted by it's dutch influences, or it's coziness, the number of citizens quickly rose to aproximately 14 eager people, the once-empty peninsula was transformed in a cozy town, that showed no signs of ever being a marsh anymore.
The September Events
After a prosperous age for Coenstad of growing wealth the day of 27th September had arrived. A day full of changes starting with the treachery of YugoTexas, a former Coenstader, which decided to no more belong to the cozy town but to secide and declare the Republika Gljiva. Destroying a tree farm in the city was his first menancing action. Rumors say the loneliness living on his own outside of the city has made him crazy.
Just a short time after this discovery infidels have found Coenstad. Kyler bringing the idea of destroying the most holy of holy trees, the tree of life and creation, could be fended off but catbuskris from West Rhodes was ambitious destroying the holy tree bit by bit reasoning the tree should be touched only by him. During the conflict Ijs sided with him, the outcome of this is unknown, though it is known that Coenstader diamonds were lost during the conflict.
During this turmoil a new sign of hope had reached Coenstad. In the middle of the settlement a new gigantic tree had grown from one day to another. It is still unknown what this sign could mean for sure but some say it might be the newborn holy tree of wisdom giving the Coenstaders to know it is time to gather and fend off any evil which might be threatening the nation.
Following the Coenstad rejection of secession, secessionist figurehead YugoTexas personally traveled to Coenstad City to put up a declaration stating:
We joined this union by our own free will, as such we have the god-given right to leave it as freely as we joined it
Following the violation of our rights as free members of this union by the centralist state unlawfully ceeding our land we paid for with our own money reserves without permission from us finalized our resolve to leave the union following years of neclect by the bureacrats in Coenstad as a free indepednent state beholdant to none
Following posting this message, YugoTexas returned to his house, unbeknown to him, he was being followed by a armed group of Coenstadian nationalists apparently on orders from the Republic to force him from the land
Once at his house, YugoTexas put in a call on the phone to the Nova Kurwan State to see about gaining recognition as a seperate entity from Coenstad and given a promise of military assistance, after being declined, he hung up the phone, using this oppotunity, the Nationalist lead by Ameribernd broke into his house and fatally stabbed him in his kitchen while another one of the group broke through a window to assist in the brutal assault, YugoTexas desperatedly crawled for his bed only to have a coenstadian step over him as he was 1 meter away and dump lava on it and executing YugoTexas on his way out of the house
How ever due to the loud commotion the brutal assault created, Gljivians quickly relayed the news of the assassination to all the major powers with the first response being Battkhortostan declaring full sactions on Coenstad.
The sanctions were lifted the day after a solution being given to the sacred grove dispute. Soon, talks started with Yugotexas that ended up in a deal. Yugotexas abandoned any plans for independence but acquired local autonomy. Thus the great crisis ended.
Following the crisis
After the crisis, another long period of prosperity came from Coenstad in which Coenstad grew prestigious, rich and powerful.
It was only natural then that people sought to enter the nation. The first were the owners of the fort Nelson, mcsam and chestnutgrenade. A cozy little castle right outside coenstad, fort Nelson officially joined on Octomber 3rd with its residents becoming full members of the Coenstad republic.
With growing power the number of enemyes grow how the Coenstadt Embassy Crisis showed but Coenstad is giving up and on its way to even greater dimensions.
A new era
To give a clear sign for a new Coenstader era, short before the elections were held, Creeper went out, alone on the great dangerous ocean to reach places which weren't reached before. And he reached those place, the X:10000 and Z:-10000 spot which he claimed in the name of Coenstad. It was no gigantic land claim but a small one to only show Coenstader pioneering deeds.
On Octerber 8th the Republic of Gljiva officially annouced it was changing its name to the Republic of the Sacred Tree (SRB: Republika Svetog Drveta) to better reflect it's image due to the Republic of Gljiva being inherited form the short lived republic founded outside of the Union on Mushroom Island in Battkhort Country before all the Mushrooms were removed.
On 00:00:01, 11th of October, a leader finally emerged from the long and tedious elections. Kankersteen won with a minor victory of 3 votes over the other canidates, with YugoTexas providing the decisive vote.
On the 18th of October Kankersteen grew tired of the enormous amount of shitty politics autism and tarnished reputation of Coenstad and resigned and retired.
The gipsy squatters
The fact that 3/4 of the server population got fucked up and had to wait for 1.9 to play any further didn't hold back from Coenstad. Some population became inactive for the moment, others traveled away to build in other places. Around the 1st November a gipsy gang, dastru, rasmus and some guys with d, had started to plunder the glorious city. At first they stole ~350 bricks, different gold blocks, a gold sword and maybe many more from the Coenstader donation chests which should holdy materials for the building of the harbor. Next they started to squatt the area for the planed Coenstader Achterbahn and build a fugly cobbleblock in there. After confronted with their criminal activities and told what would be the consequences they killed an unarmed Coenstader and made stoling of his belongings. Thanks to the reinforcement of different great nations in this conflict the gipsys decided to move on but not before theyre attempt to destroy Coenstad. So it is known that they have planted everywhere trees and made them with bonemeal grow and maybe even further griefing was done (situation is unknown, it is to check what has happened in detail in evry Coenstader building). The great loss of materials and the desctruction which was brought in these November days has brought a strict no-gipsy-policy to Coenstad.
Geography
Subdivisions
Provinces
Autonomous Countries
Overseas Provinces
Counties
Unorganized Territory
Politics & Foreign Relations
Recently Coenstad had been involved into a friction about the holy trees, the land was purchased from Batt.x by YugoTexas
On the 3rd of October, an embassy in Kurwas was made in hopes of better relations. It ended in a chaotic day thanks to Kurwan rebels, which weren't willing to accept Coenstad. Though the Coenstadt Embassy Crisis didn't damage realtions between Kurwa and Coenstad.
As the population of Coenstad dwindled during the months of november and october, and as the centre of geopolitical gravity shifted away from Coenstad, the nation started practising isolationism. Trading still occured, but the Coenstadians attempted to remain out of the political business of others, trying to build their own nation up, and perhaps restoring it's former splendour someday.
Geography
Coenstad is built in a marsh biome and has a large oceanic shoreline, complete with estuaries and vineswamps. Coenstad used to border Batt.x until the great disturbance of the island. After which batt.x sold it's land claims to resurect testy from a permaban and a modest sum of iron blocks (after having originally offered the land for a stack of iron blocks pre-permabanning). Coenstad now controls The Sacred Grove, the server's most holy place. This grove houses/housed the two sentient trees that the majority of the land of alpha worshiped as gods!
Current Project
Town Hall
A proper nation needs a proper place for governance, the town hall exterior is to be constructed from stone bricks (including slabs and stairs), glass (including glass panes) and to be decorated with multiple flags.
Requesting blueprints for extra ordnung!
Status: Planning
Structures
As the server is still new, no major structures have been created. The notable exception being Fort De Hoop, a large wooden fort that serves as a temporary home for all the nation's newfriends as well as a stop for those travelers on foreign nations. It is considered very ugly.
Around the fort is located coenstad, occupying most of the small islands.
State prison
In order to punish and detain the rotten apples of society that try to cause harm to the peaceful citizens of Coenstad, a state prison was erected. It didn't take long for the first criminal to be apprehended. A vicious zombie, better known in the underworld under the pseudo “Sadface”, was caught red handed by loyal citizen “Creeper” snooping around Coenstad. Sadface was put directly in the state prison without a trial, making a clear statement to the world that mischief will not be tolerated. He will serve a life sentence.
Planned structures
- A proper temple for the worship of the holy trees. Also, a garden to protect the holy tree from sacrilage
- A ship for some sorts (preferably a man O' war)
- Walls/ defensive structures
- a spleef arena where tournaments from all the world will be organized (with a fee, we gotta make jewgold after all)
- A town hall so proper governance can be done.
- windmills!
Religion
All the citizens of Coenstad, by law, are the followers of the two holy trees.
The first is the tree of wisdom. It was found not touching the ground, floating because of its wives like wisdom flows through us.
The second tree, and the holiest of the two, is the tree of life and creation. It is located up a extremely steef mountain and it is one of the highest placed objects on the area. Its wives touch the ground, almost 100 blocks down. The holy book of the Treestians dictate that this tree is actually a sleeping goddess which created all life on the universe in colaboration with Alphabernd.
Mutilating, cutting down or even changing the trees without strict authorization from the Stadholder or the religious leader of Coenstad will result in a death penalty, exile from the town (including burning down of your house) and general butthurt of the Coenstad population -
Zoning Regulations
As of 23/9/2011, Ameribernd is the zoning commissioner.
- LARGE CHANGES TO STATE LANDSCAPE MUST BE APPROVED BY THE ZONING COMMISSIONER. The bullshit with the giant mushrooms was and is unacceptable. Replanting trees does not count as a large change. Planting a forest does. Use judgement here.
- Buildings larger than 16×16 must be approved by the zoning commissioner, or the Stadhouder.
- Use varied materials in house construction. No cobble cubes.
- On this note, try to limit the use of cobble. Smoothestone is a better looking and cheap replacement.
- “Creative” houses are fine. Gypsy hovels and ukrainian_architecture are not. Things that might be considered creative include incorporation of plants or hard to find or colorful materials. Unacceptable buildings include cobble cubes with lava coming out. Again, use judgement.
- Cut down every part of a tree. Don't leave floating treetops.
Coenstad IRC
Since the mixed IRC- and Minecraftchat can be sometimes chaotic a Coenstad channel was registered. You can reach it at: #coencraft at irc.dev-urandom.eu