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| The Polocaust | |
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| Dates | 27-02-13 – Ongoing |
| Location | Cebulandia |
| Result | Ongoing |
| Belligerents | |
 Battkhortostan  Katten Khaganate Supported by:  Grundescorp  areteee |  Cebulandzka |
| Leaders and Commanders | |
| K_Chris Kovio | Enton |
| Strength | |
| 5 | 100000 |
| Losses | |
| 1 | 4 |
The War of Ethnic Cleansing
An organised crusade against the aimless Polish horde in order to restore the chat's primary language to English.
Background
Proving that they are not apolitical by invading Finngolia, and since Enton declared an arbitrary rule that for whatever reason since they broke basically every rule in the rules of engagement, the Katten Khaganate is not allowed to declare war, the Battkhortostanis have taken it upon themselves to cleanse the server of Pototosprache.
Before The War
Kovio and K_Chris tried to send a diplomatic mission to the poles, to which the Poles responded “no fuk u kurwa”. When asked to please at least attempt to speak in English, a rule that has been a server mainstay since the beginning of Alpha's reign, the Poles said something similar. Let it be known that Enton lets the Poles speak Polish because he has German-guilt and wishes he could be a Polack.
The War
K_Chris invaded Cebulandia and killed like 4 Poles. Much butthurt was had and he was banned for an hour.
Reactions
<v1adimirr> i think spamming of chat is a legit casus belli
Battle(s)
More to come
The aftermath
Ongoing
Damages
Rectal ravaging all around