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| - | ^ //**Night of the Long Butthurt**// part of the //**[[battles:mongol_wars2|Mongol Wars]]**// ^^ | + | ^ //**Night of the Long Butthurt**//part of the //**[[battles:mongol_wars2|Mongol Wars]]**// ^^^ |
| - | | {{:battles:pandafuck.jpg?300|}}\\ //Artist's Rendition//|| | + | | {{:battles:pandafuck.jpg?300|}} ||| |
| - | | Date | 1-5-12 | | + | | Date | 1-5-12 || |
| - | | Location| [[nations:new_badfacia|Badfacia]] | | + | | Location| [[nations:new_badfacia|Badfacia]] || |
| - | | Result | Ambiguous, Ban of Khanum_Chen | | + | | Result | Ambiguous, Ban of Khanum_Chen, Death of Elkku's cat || |
| - | ^ Belligerents || | + | ^ Belligerents ||| |
| - | | {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Flag}} [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]] | {{:nations:badfaciaflag.png?22|Flag}} [[nations:new_badfacia|Badfacia]]\\ | | + | | {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Flag}} [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]] | {{:nations:badfaciaflag.png?22|Flag}} [[nations:new_badfacia|Badfacia]]| {{:battles:meow.png|Meow}} Elkku's cat | |
| - | ^ Leaders and Commanders || | + | ^ Leaders and Commanders ||| |
| - | | {{:nations:kittykatempire.png?22|Flag}} Sikandar | {{:nations:badfaciaflag.png?22|Flag}} TACO_TOWN | | + | | {{:nations:kittykatempire.png?22|Flag}} Chen† \\ {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Flag}} [[people:sikandar|Sikandar]] | {{:nations:badfaciaflag.png?22|Flag}}[[people:taco_town|TACO_TOWN]] | {{:battles:meow.png|Meow}} Elkku's Cat | |
| - | | {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Flag}} K_Chris | | | + | ^ Strength ||| |
| - | ^ Strength || | + | | 3| 2 | 1| |
| - | | 3| 4 | | + | ^ Losses ||| |
| - | ^ Loses || | + | | 2 | 2 | 1 | |
| - | | 1 | 2 | | + | |
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| === The Battle === | === The Battle === | ||
| - | Apparently TACO_TOWN doesn't know how to throw potions or some shit. After killing Khanum Chen, he ran to a nether portal being pursued by Sikandar and [[people:k_Chris|Killer_Chris]] seeking revenge. The Mongols called off the chase and regrouped at spawn, which cued TACO_TOWN to try and catch the mongols off-guard. Light on their feet, the mongols reacted instantly and chased him into the sea, where he chose to drown rather than be slain at the hands of the mongols. | + | Apparently TACO_TOWN doesn't know how to throw potions or some shit. After ambushing Khanum Chen, he ran to a nether portal being pursued by Sikandar and [[people:k_Chris|Killer_Chris]] seeking revenge. The Mongols called off the chase and regrouped at spawn, which cued TACO_TOWN to try and catch the mongols off-guard. Light on their feet, the mongols reacted instantly and chased him into the sea, where he chose to drown rather than be slain at the hands of the mongols. |
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| ==== The aftermath ===== | ==== The aftermath ===== | ||
| - | TACO_TOWN was visibly upset and bawled about getting his enchanted shit back and how he wanted his coal despite saying he didn't give a fuck about it just before the assault. K_Chris, fearing the consequences and carrying the lion's share of the loot, gave back every item he acquired. Khanum Chen, missing the fight, went on a rampage in Badface, dyeing all of the sheep white and killing [[people:Tangaloa]] multiple times without provocation. Elkku's cat was killed in a moment of buttfrustration at the lack of mod intervention in the griebing. | + | TACO_TOWN was visibly upset, <del>lost his cool exterior, and bawled about getting his enchanted shit back</del> **[in all reality TACO_TOWN browbeat and bluffed the under educated mongels into giving back loot that was rightfully theirs which struck TACO_TOWN as being funny being that, y'know,they're supposed to be fucking mongels and therfor scavengers and opertunistic pack hunters and therefor had full rights to keep the shit lol]** and <del>how he wanted his coal</del> [was never mentioned twas merely retaliation] despite saying he didn't give a fuck about it just before the assault. K_Chris, fearing the consequences and carrying the lion's share of the loot, gave back every item he acquired.[conned] **Khanum Chen,[who,funnily enough, took the troll bate from the bosnian wizard and got himself banned]** missing the fight, went on a rampage in Badface, dyeing all of the sheep white and killing [[people:Tangaloa]] multiple times without provocation. Elkku's cat was killed in a moment of buttfrustration at the lack of mod intervention in the griebing. |
| === Reactions === | === Reactions === | ||
| - | Some people probably felt betrayed, mongol PR was hurt, along with virgin Badfacian butts | + | Some people probably felt betrayed, mongol PR was hurt, along with <del>virgin Badfacian butts</del>. //[for the record,no part of badface has anything to do or to be assosiated with the word/term/meaning of "virgin"]// |
| ===== Damages ===== | ===== Damages ===== | ||
| - | I'm pretty sure we got more loot from Badface than they got from us. <del>All of the sheep in Badface were ethnically cleansed leading to a harmonious white sheep society, courtesy of Khanum Chen</del>. Debts were paid to Tangaloa, and the sheep redyed. | + | I'm pretty sure we got more loot from Badface than they got from us. <del>All of the sheep in Badface were ethnically cleansed leading to a harmonious white sheep society, courtesy of Khanum Chen</del>. Debts <del>were</del> need to be paid to Tangaloa, but the sheep have been redyed. |
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