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| The Battle of the Desert | |
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| Date | 26.05.2012 |
| Location | A Chasm in the Desert near Bannistan |
| Result | Magnificent Soviet Victory. |
| Belligerents | |
 Soviet Republic |  Katten Khanate |
| Leaders and Commanders | |
| SturmtigerDesu | Keine |
| Strength | |
| 8 | Can be estimated to exactly zero. |
| Loses | |
| 0 | 0 |
After no Mongol forces arrived to fight against the Red Army, the victor was declared to be the Red Army.
Background
Quickly after the Siege of Fort Gorask, which crushed the myth of Mongols being invincible, Sikandar proposed to have another Battle on the 26th of May. Strangely, nobody showed up and leads to the conclusion that the Soviet-Mongol war will soon be won by the Soviet Republic, simply because nobody gives a fuck about the Khanate anymore.
Before The Battle
Mazznoff argued with the Soviets that the battle was not approved by Sikandar, and it cleary was not. He, Sikandar, discussed it with Sturmtiger in the public minecraft-chat and over Steam. However, it has been practise of the sides that battle talks are carried out on the wiki only. This time, nothing like that has been done, therefore battle was not arranged.
The Battle
No Mongol showed up, hence no battle.
The aftermath
The Red Army went on and raided the village of Perma, killing one thousand chickens and one thousand melons in revenge of the dead sheep of Merriport.
Reactions
Even though every Red Guard was happy that they won so easily, many were sad that there was no fight to prove their strenght once again.
- Auri
Attorney General expressed dissatisfaction with the Soviet actions. Restraining orders against Sturmtiger and desu to visit Auri were issued.
Following Battle(s)
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Damages
Cacti placed all over Perma, signs changed, farms destroyed.