Shakomatic had requested the Pope to formally crown him Emperor. In celebration, he invited everyone playing to come to the Avencian throne room to observe the coronation, to take place 30 minutes after it was declared.

K_Chris declaring the attack

Chris was contacted by der führer who had a plan to totally fuck up everything for the lols. Chris asked the admins if they were allowed to attack Avence with a Wither, and the admins responded no. Having never given a shit, Chris and Areteee made a journey to the Capital city of the Breshikan Empire, and began planning. On their way, a girl who has a crush on Chris and Areteee gave the 1488% white Aryans some potions and eggs to fuck with Breshik.
30 minutes passed and Rosenmann began the ceremony. K_Chris was told not to cause any trouble, and areteee slowly moved away from the ceremony to begin laying the trap.

With the call of “Gott Erhalte Chris den Kaiser”, areteee set off two Withers which immediately destroyed the Breshikan throne room, and began wreaking havoc on the imperial city.

The throne being destroyed by the demons within

areteee donned his sword, bow, and armour and began murdering the survivors. God observed the battle and began making everyone invisible to satisfy his perversions. K_Chris mysteriously vanished and areteee killed every single Breshikan a thousand times. The Badface Company Mercenaries arrived and succeded in significantly increasing the amount of death chests in the aftermath of the battle (most of which belonged to mercenaries, the others belonging to those caught in crossfire). The battle-weary Aryan was finally slain by a stone axe.

The complete and total destruction of Avence.

Everyone though it was bretty gud 10/10

more to come

Avence is gone.

Crowning ceremony:
00:03:03 <autism> <Rosenmann> Shakomatic, Kaiser of Breshikan Empire
00:03:08 <autism> <Rosenmann> please come in
00:03:22 <autism> <Rosenmann> May the God grace shine upon you
00:03:26 <autism> <Rosenmann> and upon your lands
00:03:45 <autism> <Rosenmann> may this crown be sign of your power
00:03:48 <autism> <RebelBaron> >throws the crown on the ground
00:03:58 <autism> <Rosenmann> >there is no other way
00:04:01 <autism> <Rosenmann> also
00:04:03 <autism> <TheDookie> polish manners
00:04:12 <autism> <Rosenmann> may the Rosen advice be always with you
00:04:12 <autism> <te3> can I be the holy ghost?
00:04:18 <autism> <Rosenmann> te3 yes
00:04:19 <autism> <Shakomatic> I live to serve my fellow minecrafter
00:04:25 <autism> <Rosenmann> Shakomatic, please take a look at me
00:04:25 <autism> <Shakomatic> and my fellow Breshikan!
00:04:26 <autism> <P_P_A> ...
00:04:30 <autism> <RebelBaron> >Wither
00:04:31 <autism> <Killer_Chris> GOTT ERHALTE CHRIS DEN KAISER
00:04:32 <autism> <RebelBaron> >Oh shit
00:04:38 <autism> P_P_A was slain by Wither
00:04:39 <autism> <darynu> BRESHIK!!! WOO
00:04:39 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by areteee
00:04:43 <autism> <Rosenmann> woo
00:04:47 <autism> <TheDookie> oh dog
00:04:47 <autism> TheDookie was slain by areteee
00:04:48 <autism> <Rosenmann> ./r/ ban
00:04:50 <PPA> I am laughing so hard
00:04:53 <autism> <darynu> someone said dog
00:04:53 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by areteee
00:04:54 <autism> <RebelBaron> Lol
00:04:54 <autism> <Shakomatic> TO ARMS
00:04:55 <autism> <TheDookie> areteee what the fuck
00:04:56 <autism> <te3> TERRORISTS
00:04:56 <autism> RebelBaron withered away
00:04:57 <autism> <TheDookie> fug u
00:04:58 <autism> <darynu> were they addressing me
00:04:58 <autism> Killer_Chris withered away
00:05:04 <autism> <P_P_A> that was wonderful
00:05:06 <autism> <TheDookie> fug u areteee
00:05:07 <autism> <RebelBaron> Can I get a TP again?
00:05:12 <autism> <P_P_A> me too please
00:05:12 <autism> <Rosenmann> tp pls
00:05:13 <autism> <TheDookie> gibe tp
00:05:16 <autism> <P_P_A> I need to see that
00:05:27 <autism> <P_P_A> I made screenshots of everything
00:05:30 <autism> Shakomatic was slain by areteee
00:05:31 <autism> <P_P_A> will upload them
00:05:38 <autism> <Rosenmann> mkay

[chaos ensues, log shortened massively]
00:05:39 <autism> P_P_A was slain by Wither
00:06:08 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by Wither
00:06:42 <autism> P_P_A withered away
00:06:44 <autism> Shakomatic burned to death
00:06:44 <autism> TheDookie withered away
00:06:57 <autism> Shakomatic hit the ground too hard
00:07:44 <autism> RebelBaron was slain by Wither
00:07:52 <autism> Rosenmann withered away
00:08:19 <autism> <Rosenmann> yolo
00:08:29 <autism> <Spartan216> that was the best coronation ive ever been to
00:08:48 <autism> TheDookie was slain by Wither
00:08:56 <autism> Shakomatic was slain by areteee
00:09:15 <autism> Shakomatic hit the ground too hard
00:09:18 <autism> Rosenmann withered away
00:09:39 <autism> TheDookie withered away
00:14:30 <autism> Kitty4fun was slain by areteee
00:15:03 <autism> P_P_A tried to swim in lava
00:18:49 <autism> darynu was slain by areteee
00:21:21 <autism> Minuke_00 was slain by areteee
00:21:24 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by areteee
00:22:20 <autism> Shakomatic was slain by areteee
00:22:31 <autism> <te3> I know what to do
00:22:37 <autism> darynu was slain by areteee
00:22:40 <autism> <te3> invis splash potions for everybody
00:23:10 <autism> Minuke_00 was slain by areteee
00:23:18 <autism> Rosenmann burned to death
00:23:25 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by areteee
00:23:40 <autism> TheDookie was slain by areteee
00:23:51 <autism> Kitty4fun burned to death
00:23:51 <autism> Shakomatic hit the ground too hard
00:24:15 <autism> TheDookie was slain by Shakomatic
00:24:27 <autism> Shakomatic was slain by Rosenmann
00:24:32 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by areteee
00:24:44 <autism> Shakomatic was slain by areteee
00:24:45 <autism> Kitty4fun was slain by wickedsparrow
00:26:31 <autism> Flakese blew up
00:26:44 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by areteee
00:27:02 <autism> Spartan216 went up in flames
00:27:12 <autism> Shakomatic burned to death
00:27:20 <autism> Flakese was slain by areteee
00:27:44 <autism> Minuke_00 was slain by P_P_A
00:27:49 <autism> darynu was slain by areteee
00:28:17 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by areteee
00:29:26 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by areteee
00:29:33 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by Shakomatic
00:30:03 <autism> darynu was slain by areteee
00:30:16 <autism> Shakomatic hit the ground too hard
00:30:27 <autism> <Buggernuts> SHAKO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR EGO GETS TOO BIG
00:30:29 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by Kitty4fun
00:30:31 <autism> <Buggernuts> YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
00:30:42 <autism> Kitty4fun was shot by areteee
00:30:45 <autism> Spartan216 was shot by areteee
00:31:22 <autism> P_P_A was slain by areteee
00:32:14 <autism> <Buggernuts> So I'm guessing Nova Avence is BLOWING UP in popularity huh Shako?
00:32:22 <autism> P_P_A was slain by areteee
00:33:51 <autism> Flakese was slain by Killer_Chris
00:33:53 <autism> darynu was shot by areteee
00:34:13 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by areteee
00:34:18 <autism> P_P_A burned to death
00:35:34 <autism> Killer_Chris was killed by Killer_Chris
00:36:03 <autism> Kitty4fun burned to death
00:36:23 <autism> <Shakomatic> i JUST REALIZED MY CITY IS A RUEIN
00:36:54 <autism> Minuke_00 was shot by areteee
00:37:16 <autism> P_P_A was slain by areteee
00:38:04 <autism> areteee was slain by P_P_A
00:38:06 <autism> <Minuke_00> No
00:38:08 <autism> <Flakese> haggerhomos
00:38:08 <autism> <P_P_A> HAHAHAHAHA
00:38:10 <autism> <areteee> NOOOOOOOOOOO
00:38:10 <autism> <te3> noice
00:38:17 <autism> <darynu> FINAL FUCKIN LEE
00:38:38 <autism> Killer_Chris was slain by Shakomatic
[pretty much the end]