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--- battles:avence_city_bombing [2013/02/10 01:49]
tetete battles:massacre_at_avence renamed to avence_city_bombing
+++ battles:avence_city_bombing [2020/11/08 04:02] (current)
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 ^           //**Massacre of Nova Avence**//           ^^
 | {{http://dev-urandom.eu/lib/exe/fetch.php/battles:kroenung3.png?300}} ||
-| Shakomatic being crowned Emperor by the Pope ||
+| Shakomatic being crowned Emperor by the Poep ||
 | Dates | 09-02-13 |
 | Location| Nova Avence, Breshik |
-| Result | Widespread Destruction |
+| Result | Widespread Fun |
 ^  Belligerents  ||
 | {{:nations:breshikflag.png?22|Flag}}Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik | {{http://i.imgur.com/7Oz9AGk.png|Flag}}Black Skull Society |
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-During the Coronation of the false Emperor, areteee sent two Withers to destroy Nova Avence.
+During the Coronation of Shakomatic as the Emperor of Breshik, terrorist areteee unleashed two Withers to destroy Nova Avence.
 ===== Background =====
-[[people:shakomatic|Shakomatic]] had requested the [[people:rosenmann|Pope]] to formally crown him Emperor. In celebration, he invited everyone playing to come to the Avencian throne room to observe the coronation, to take place 30 minutes after it was declared.
+[[people:shakomatic:start|Shakomatic]] had furnished a throne room in Castle Valgisk and requested the [[people:rosenmann|Poep]] to formally crown him <del>Emperor</del> “Kaiser” and to inaugurate the new Breshikan empire formed from the [[nations:kingdom_of_nova_avence|Apostolic Kingdom of Avence]]. In celebration, he invited everyone playing to come to the Avencian throne room to observe the coronation, to take place 30 minutes after it was declared.
+==== Black Skull Society's plot uncovered ====
+In a show of goodwill, Shakomatic overcame his dislike for him and invited even K_Chris—excommunicated from the House of Breshik—to the ceremony. K_Chris immediately began to scheme together with aretee how to ruin the ceremony. Their conspiring chatter did not go unnoticed however; te3 chose to investigate the matter, and kicked the two of them when he discovered the skulls they were stockpiling.
+<file>
+[23:49:29] <autism> <Killer_Chris> aretee how many more of those do you have
+[23:49:35] <autism> <areteee> a chest
+[23:49:41] <autism> <Killer_Chris> on your person I mean
+[23:49:45] <autism> <areteee> 1488
+[23:49:51] <autism> <Killer_Chris> great
+[23:49:56] <PPA> I hope those aren't Potions of Harming you're talking about :V
+[23:50:24] <autism> <Hinoarashi> yo
+[23:50:25] <autism> [areteee was KICKED (You have been kicked Reason: actually those are wither skulls )]
+[23:50:26] <autism> [areteee disconnected]
+[23:50:36] <areteee> >>>>>
+[23:50:39] <autism> [areteee connected]
+[23:50:40] <autism> [Killer_Chris was KICKED (You have been kicked Reason: I seriously hope you guys don't do this )]
+[23:50:41] <autism> [Killer_Chris disconnected]
+</file>
+They ignored the admin's stern warning and went ahead with the plan anyway. #YOLO
 ===== Before The Battle =====
-|{{http://i.imgur.com/fjUF10I.png?300}}|
-| K_Chris declaring the attack |
 [[people:K_Chris|Chris]] was contacted by [[people:areteee|der führer]] who had a plan to totally fuck up everything for the lols. Chris asked the admins if they were allowed to attack Avence with a Wither, and the admins responded no. Having never given a shit, Chris and Areteee made a journey to the Capital city of the Breshikan Empire, and began planning. On their way, a girl who has a crush on Chris and Areteee gave the 1488% white Aryans some potions and eggs to fuck with Breshik.\\
 minutes passed and Rosenmann began the ceremony. K_Chris was told not to cause any trouble, and areteee slowly moved away from the ceremony to begin laying the trap.
-=== The Battle ===
+=== The Ceremony ===
-With the call of "Gott Erhalte Chris den Kaiser", areteee set off two Withers which immediately destroyed the Breshikan throne room, and began wreaking havoc on the imperial city.
+| {{:battles:kroenung1.png?214}} {{:battles:kroenung2.png?214}} | {{:battles:kroenung3.png?214}} {{:battles:kroenung4.png?214}}|
-| {{:battles:kroenung6.png?300}} |
+|  Shakomatic entering the throne room.  |  The coronation ceremony.  |
+Many players had assembled in the newly-built throne room of Castle Valgisk; te3 had come to watch over the procedure, and offered to teleport anyone who wanted to attend to Nova Avence. When the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHV5OAFRl9Y|music]] started playing, Rosenmann introduced Shakomatic, who solemnly entered the hall and stepped towards his throne. Rosenmann spoke words of blessing and <del>threw the crown on the ground and Shako absorbed it</del> laid the crown upon Shakomatic's head. The procedure was watched over by the [[people:tetete|Holy Ghost]].
+==== The Battle ====
+|{{http://i.imgur.com/fjUF10I.png?300}}|
+| K_Chris declaring the attack |
+When Shakomatic turned around to address the attendants, the sky suddenly darkened and a lifebar appeared at the top of the screen. With the call of "Gott Erhalte Chris den Kaiser", areteee set off two Withers which burst out form under the throne, immediately killing half of the guests. They destroyed the Breshikan throne room, and began wreaking havoc on the imperial city.
+| {{:battles:kroenung5.png?285}} {{:battles:kroenung6.png?285}} {{:battles:kroenung7.png?285}} |
 | The throne being destroyed by the demons within |
 \\
-areteee donned his sword, bow, and armour and began murdering the survivors. [[people:tetete|God]] observed the battle and began making everyone invisible to satisfy his perversions. K_Chris mysteriously vanished and areteee killed every single Breshikan a thousand times. The Badface Company Mercenaries arrived and succeded in significantly increasing the amount of death chests in the aftermath of the battle (most of which belonged to mercenaries, the others belonging to those caught in crossfire). The battle-weary Aryan was finally slain by a stone axe.
+areteee donned his sword, bow, and armor and began murdering the survivors. [[people:tetete|God]], who teleported people back to Nova Avence on request, observed the battle and began making everyone invisible to satisfy his perversions. Unable to tell friend from foe, those without a Nodus client started engaging and killing others at random, only worsening the chaos. K_Chris mysteriously vanished and areteee killed every single Breshikan a thousand times. The Badface Company Mercenaries arrived and succeeded in significantly increasing the amount of death chests in the aftermath of the battle (most of which belonged to mercenaries, the others belonging to those caught in crossfire). The battle-weary Aryan was finally slain by a damaged stone axe taken from Nova Avence's “alms for the poor”-chest.
 ===== The aftermath =====
-The complete and total destruction of Avence.
+After aretee and K_Chris had been slain, the survivors had to gather their loot from among the ruins of a badly damaged Nova Avence. Fireseeker was un-banned prematurely so he could inspect the damages.
 === Reactions ===
-Everyone though it was bretty gud 10/10
+Everyone thought it was bretty gud 10/10
 === Following Battle(s) ===
 more to come
 ===== Damages =====
-Avence is gone.
+Nova Avence lay wasted. The throne room was destroyed; gaping craters lined the pavement; buildings had been blown up; death chest upon death chest stacked in the city's alleys; and rampant fires illuminated the city's ruins.
+|{{:battles:kroenung9.png?427}}|
+| The remains of the throne room. |
 ===== Log =====
+<hidden>
 <file>
 Crowning ceremony:
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 [pretty much the end]
 </file>
+</hidden>
+<hidden>
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