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 ^           //​**Massacre of Nova Avence**// ​          ^^ ^           //​**Massacre of Nova Avence**// ​          ^^
 | {{http://​dev-urandom.eu/​lib/​exe/​fetch.php/​battles:​kroenung3.png?​300}} || | {{http://​dev-urandom.eu/​lib/​exe/​fetch.php/​battles:​kroenung3.png?​300}} ||
-| Shakomatic being crowned Emperor by the Pope ||+| Shakomatic being crowned Emperor by the Poep ||
 | Dates | 09-02-13 | | Dates | 09-02-13 |
 | Location| Nova Avence, Breshik | | Location| Nova Avence, Breshik |
-| Result | Widespread ​Destruction ​|+| Result | Widespread ​Fun |
 ^  Belligerents ​ || ^  Belligerents ​ ||
 | {{:​nations:​breshikflag.png?​22|Flag}}Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik | {{http://​i.imgur.com/​7Oz9AGk.png|Flag}}Black Skull Society | | {{:​nations:​breshikflag.png?​22|Flag}}Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik | {{http://​i.imgur.com/​7Oz9AGk.png|Flag}}Black Skull Society |
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 </​WRAP>​ </​WRAP>​
  
-During the Coronation of the false Emperor, areteee ​sent two Withers to destroy Nova Avence.+During the Coronation of Shakomatic as the Emperor ​of Breshik, terrorist ​areteee ​unleashed ​two Withers to destroy Nova Avence.
  
 ===== Background ===== ===== Background =====
-[[people:​shakomatic|Shakomatic]] had requested the [[people:​rosenmann|Pope]] to formally crown him Emperor. In celebration,​ he invited everyone playing to come to the Avencian throne room to observe the coronation, to take place 30 minutes after it was declared.+[[people:​shakomatic:start|Shakomatic]] had furnished a throne room in Castle Valgisk and requested the [[people:​rosenmann|Poep]] to formally crown him <del>Emperor</​del>​ “Kaiser” and to inaugurate the new Breshikan empire formed from the [[nations:​kingdom_of_nova_avence|Apostolic Kingdom of Avence]]. In celebration,​ he invited everyone playing to come to the Avencian throne room to observe the coronation, to take place 30 minutes after it was declared. 
 + 
 +==== Black Skull Society'​s plot uncovered ==== 
 +In a show of goodwill, Shakomatic overcame his dislike for him and invited even K_Chris—excommunicated from the House of Breshik—to the ceremony. K_Chris immediately began to scheme together with aretee how to ruin the ceremony. Their conspiring chatter did not go unnoticed however; te3 chose to investigate the matter, and kicked the two of them when he discovered the skulls they were stockpiling. 
 +<​file>​ 
 +[23:49:29] <​autism>​ <​Killer_Chris>​ aretee how many more of those do you have 
 +[23:49:35] <​autism>​ <​areteee>​ a chest 
 +[23:49:41] <​autism>​ <​Killer_Chris>​ on your person I mean 
 +[23:49:45] <​autism>​ <​areteee>​ 1488 
 +[23:49:51] <​autism>​ <​Killer_Chris>​ great 
 +[23:49:56] <PPA> I hope those aren't Potions of Harming you're talking about :V 
 +[23:50:24] <​autism>​ <​Hinoarashi>​ yo 
 +[23:50:25] <​autism>​ [areteee was KICKED (You have been kicked Reason: actually those are wither skulls )] 
 +[23:50:26] <​autism>​ [areteee disconnected] 
 +[23:50:36] <​areteee>​ >>>>>​ 
 +[23:50:39] <​autism>​ [areteee connected] 
 +[23:50:40] <​autism>​ [Killer_Chris was KICKED (You have been kicked Reason: I seriously hope you guys don't do this )] 
 +[23:50:41] <​autism>​ [Killer_Chris disconnected] 
 +</​file>​ 
 +They ignored the admin'​s stern warning and went ahead with the plan anyway. #YOLO 
 ===== Before The Battle ===== ===== Before The Battle =====
-|{{http://​i.imgur.com/​fjUF10I.png?​300}}| 
-| K_Chris declaring the attack | 
 [[people:​K_Chris|Chris]] was contacted by [[people:​areteee|der führer]] who had a plan to totally fuck up everything for the lols. Chris asked the admins if they were allowed to attack Avence with a Wither, and the admins responded no. Having never given a shit, Chris and Areteee made a journey to the Capital city of the Breshikan Empire, and began planning. On their way, a girl who has a crush on Chris and Areteee gave the 1488% white Aryans some potions and eggs to fuck with Breshik.\\ [[people:​K_Chris|Chris]] was contacted by [[people:​areteee|der führer]] who had a plan to totally fuck up everything for the lols. Chris asked the admins if they were allowed to attack Avence with a Wither, and the admins responded no. Having never given a shit, Chris and Areteee made a journey to the Capital city of the Breshikan Empire, and began planning. On their way, a girl who has a crush on Chris and Areteee gave the 1488% white Aryans some potions and eggs to fuck with Breshik.\\
 30 minutes passed and Rosenmann began the ceremony. K_Chris was told not to cause any trouble, and areteee slowly moved away from the ceremony to begin laying the trap. 30 minutes passed and Rosenmann began the ceremony. K_Chris was told not to cause any trouble, and areteee slowly moved away from the ceremony to begin laying the trap.
-=== The Battle === +=== The Ceremony === 
-With the call of "Gott Erhalte Chris den Kaiser",​ areteee set off two Withers which immediately destroyed the Breshikan throne room, and began wreaking havoc on the imperial city.  +| {{:​battles:​kroenung1.png?​214}} {{:​battles:​kroenung2.png?​214}} | {{:​battles:​kroenung3.png?​214}} {{:​battles:​kroenung4.png?​214}}| 
-| {{:​battles:​kroenung6.png?​300}} |+|  Shakomatic entering the throne room.  |  The coronation ceremony. ​ | 
 +Many players had assembled in the newly-built throne room of Castle Valgisk; te3 had come to watch over the procedure, and offered to teleport anyone who wanted to attend to Nova Avence. When the [[http://​www.youtube.com/​watch?​v=qHV5OAFRl9Y|music]] started playing, Rosenmann introduced Shakomatic, who solemnly entered the hall and stepped towards his throne. Rosenmann spoke words of blessing and <​del>​threw the crown on the ground and Shako absorbed it</​del>​ laid the crown upon Shakomatic'​s head. The procedure was watched over by the [[people:​tetete|Holy Ghost]]. 
 +==== The Battle ​==== 
 +|{{http://​i.imgur.com/​fjUF10I.png?​300}}| 
 +| K_Chris declaring the attack | 
 +When Shakomatic turned around to address the attendants, the sky suddenly darkened and a lifebar appeared at the top of the screen. ​With the call of "Gott Erhalte Chris den Kaiser",​ areteee set off two Withers which burst out form under the throne, ​immediately ​killing half of the guests. They destroyed the Breshikan throne room, and began wreaking havoc on the imperial city.   
 +| {{:​battles:​kroenung5.png?​285}} ​{{:​battles:​kroenung6.png?​285}} {{:​battles:​kroenung7.png?​285}} |
 | The throne being destroyed by the demons within | | The throne being destroyed by the demons within |
 \\ \\
-areteee donned his sword, bow, and armour ​and began murdering the survivors. [[people:​tetete|God]] observed the battle and began making everyone invisible to satisfy his perversions. K_Chris mysteriously vanished and areteee killed every single Breshikan a thousand times. The battle-weary Aryan was finally slain by a stone axe.+areteee donned his sword, bow, and armor and began murdering the survivors. [[people:​tetete|God]], who teleported people back to Nova Avence on request, ​observed the battle and began making everyone invisible to satisfy his perversions. Unable to tell friend from foe, those without a Nodus client started engaging and killing others at random, only worsening the chaos. K_Chris mysteriously vanished and areteee killed every single Breshikan a thousand times. The Badface Company Mercenaries arrived and succeeded in significantly increasing the amount of death chests in the aftermath of the battle (most of which belonged to mercenaries,​ the others belonging to those caught in crossfire). The battle-weary Aryan was finally slain by a damaged ​stone axe taken from Nova Avence'​s “alms for the poor”-chest.
 ===== The aftermath ===== ===== The aftermath =====
-The complete ​and total destruction ​of Avence.+After aretee ​and K_Chris had been slain, the survivors had to gather their loot from among the ruins of a badly damaged Nova Avence. ​Fireseeker was un-banned prematurely so he could inspect the damages. 
 === Reactions === === Reactions ===
-Everyone ​though ​it was bretty gud 10/10+Everyone ​thought ​it was bretty gud 10/10
 === Following Battle(s) === === Following Battle(s) ===
 more to come more to come
 ===== Damages ===== ===== Damages =====
-Avence is gone.+Nova Avence ​lay wasted. The throne room was destroyed; gaping craters lined the pavement; buildings had been blown up; death chest upon death chest stacked in the city's alleys; and rampant fires illuminated the city's ruins.  
 +|{{:​battles:​kroenung9.png?​427}}| 
 +| The remains of the throne room. | 
 + 
 +===== Log ===== 
 +<​hidden>​ 
 +<​file>​ 
 +Crowning ceremony: 
 +00:03:03 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ Shakomatic, Kaiser of Breshikan Empire 
 +00:03:08 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ please come in 
 +00:03:22 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ May the God grace shine upon you 
 +00:03:26 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ and upon your lands 
 +00:03:45 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ may this crown be sign of your power 
 +00:03:48 <​autism>​ <​RebelBaron>​ >throws the crown on the ground 
 +00:03:58 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ >​there ​is no other way 
 +00:04:01 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ also 
 +00:04:03 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ polish manners 
 +00:04:12 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ may the Rosen advice be always with you 
 +00:04:12 <​autism>​ <te3> can I be the holy ghost? 
 +00:04:18 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ te3 yes 
 +00:04:19 <​autism>​ <​Shakomatic>​ I live to serve my fellow minecrafter 
 +00:04:25 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ Shakomatic, please take a look at me 
 +00:04:25 <​autism>​ <​Shakomatic>​ and my fellow Breshikan! 
 +00:04:26 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A> ​... 
 +00:04:30 <​autism>​ <​RebelBaron>​ >​Wither 
 +00:04:31 <​autism>​ <​Killer_Chris>​ GOTT ERHALTE CHRIS DEN KAISER 
 +00:04:32 <​autism>​ <​RebelBaron>​ >Oh shit 
 +00:04:38 <​autism>​ P_P_A was slain by Wither 
 +00:04:39 <​autism>​ <​darynu>​ BRESHIK!!! WOO 
 +00:04:39 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by areteee 
 +00:04:43 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ woo 
 +00:04:47 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ oh dog 
 +00:04:47 <​autism>​ TheDookie was slain by areteee 
 +00:04:48 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ ./r/ ban 
 +00:04:50 <PPA> I am laughing so hard 
 +00:04:53 <​autism>​ <​darynu>​ someone said dog 
 +00:04:53 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by areteee 
 +00:04:54 <​autism>​ <​RebelBaron>​ Lol 
 +00:04:54 <​autism>​ <​Shakomatic>​ TO ARMS 
 +00:04:55 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ areteee what the fuck 
 +00:04:56 <​autism>​ <te3> TERRORISTS 
 +00:04:56 <​autism>​ RebelBaron withered away 
 +00:04:57 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ fug u 
 +00:04:58 <​autism>​ <​darynu>​ were they addressing me 
 +00:04:58 <​autism>​ Killer_Chris withered away 
 +00:05:04 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ that was wonderful 
 +00:05:06 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ fug u areteee 
 +00:05:07 <​autism>​ <​RebelBaron>​ Can I get a TP again? 
 +00:05:12 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ me too please 
 +00:05:12 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ tp pls 
 +00:05:13 <​autism>​ <​TheDookie>​ gibe tp 
 +00:05:16 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ I need to see that 
 +00:05:27 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ I made screenshots of everything 
 +00:05:30 <​autism>​ Shakomatic was slain by areteee 
 +00:05:31 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ will upload them 
 +00:05:38 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ mkay 
 + 
 +[chaos ensues, log shortened massively] 
 +00:05:39 <​autism>​ P_P_A was slain by Wither 
 +00:06:08 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by Wither 
 +00:06:42 <​autism>​ P_P_A withered away 
 +00:06:44 <​autism>​ Shakomatic burned to death 
 +00:06:44 <​autism>​ TheDookie withered away 
 +00:06:57 <​autism>​ Shakomatic hit the ground too hard 
 +00:07:44 <​autism>​ RebelBaron was slain by Wither 
 +00:07:52 <​autism>​ Rosenmann withered away 
 +00:08:19 <​autism>​ <​Rosenmann>​ yolo 
 +00:08:29 <​autism>​ <​Spartan216>​ that was the best coronation ive ever been to 
 +00:08:48 <​autism>​ TheDookie was slain by Wither 
 +00:08:56 <​autism>​ Shakomatic was slain by areteee 
 +00:09:15 <​autism>​ Shakomatic hit the ground too hard 
 +00:09:18 <​autism>​ Rosenmann withered away 
 +00:09:39 <​autism>​ TheDookie withered away 
 +00:14:30 <​autism>​ Kitty4fun was slain by areteee 
 +00:15:03 <​autism>​ P_P_A tried to swim in lava 
 +00:18:49 <​autism>​ darynu was slain by areteee 
 +00:21:21 <​autism>​ Minuke_00 was slain by areteee 
 +00:21:24 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by areteee 
 +00:22:20 <​autism>​ Shakomatic was slain by areteee 
 +00:22:31 <​autism>​ <te3> I know what to do 
 +00:22:37 <​autism>​ darynu was slain by areteee 
 +00:22:40 <​autism>​ <te3> invis splash potions for everybody 
 +00:23:10 <​autism>​ Minuke_00 was slain by areteee 
 +00:23:18 <​autism>​ Rosenmann burned to death 
 +00:23:25 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by areteee 
 +00:23:40 <​autism>​ TheDookie was slain by areteee 
 +00:23:51 <​autism>​ Kitty4fun burned to death 
 +00:23:51 <​autism>​ Shakomatic hit the ground too hard 
 +00:24:15 <​autism>​ TheDookie was slain by Shakomatic 
 +00:24:27 <​autism>​ Shakomatic was slain by Rosenmann 
 +00:24:32 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by areteee 
 +00:24:44 <​autism>​ Shakomatic was slain by areteee 
 +00:24:45 <​autism>​ Kitty4fun was slain by wickedsparrow 
 +00:26:31 <​autism>​ Flakese blew up 
 +00:26:44 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by areteee 
 +00:27:02 <​autism>​ Spartan216 went up in flames 
 +00:27:12 <​autism>​ Shakomatic burned to death 
 +00:27:20 <​autism>​ Flakese was slain by areteee 
 +00:27:44 <​autism>​ Minuke_00 was slain by P_P_A 
 +00:27:49 <​autism>​ darynu was slain by areteee 
 +00:28:17 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by areteee 
 +00:29:26 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was slain by areteee 
 +00:29:33 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by Shakomatic 
 +00:30:03 <​autism>​ darynu was slain by areteee 
 +00:30:16 <​autism>​ Shakomatic hit the ground too hard 
 +00:30:27 <​autism>​ <​Buggernuts>​ SHAKO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR EGO GETS TOO BIG 
 +00:30:29 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by Kitty4fun 
 +00:30:31 <​autism>​ <​Buggernuts>​ YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS 
 +00:30:42 <​autism>​ Kitty4fun was shot by areteee 
 +00:30:45 <​autism>​ Spartan216 was shot by areteee 
 +00:31:22 <​autism>​ P_P_A was slain by areteee 
 +00:32:14 <​autism>​ <​Buggernuts>​ So I'm guessing Nova Avence is BLOWING UP in popularity huh Shako? 
 +00:32:22 <​autism>​ P_P_A was slain by areteee 
 +00:33:51 <​autism>​ Flakese was slain by Killer_Chris 
 +00:33:53 <​autism>​ darynu was shot by areteee 
 +00:34:13 <​autism>​ Rosenmann was slain by areteee 
 +00:34:18 <​autism>​ P_P_A burned to death 
 +00:35:34 <​autism>​ Killer_Chris was killed by Killer_Chris 
 +00:36:03 <​autism>​ Kitty4fun burned to death 
 +00:36:23 <​autism>​ <​Shakomatic>​ i JUST REALIZED MY CITY IS A RUEIN 
 +00:36:54 <​autism>​ Minuke_00 was shot by areteee 
 +00:37:16 <​autism>​ P_P_A was slain by areteee 
 +00:38:04 <​autism>​ areteee was slain by P_P_A 
 +00:38:06 <​autism>​ <​Minuke_00>​ No 
 +00:38:08 <​autism>​ <​Flakese>​ haggerhomos 
 +00:38:08 <​autism>​ <​P_P_A>​ HAHAHAHAHA 
 +00:38:10 <​autism>​ <​areteee>​ NOOOOOOOOOOO 
 +00:38:10 <​autism>​ <te3> noice 
 +00:38:17 <​autism>​ <​darynu>​ FINAL FUCKIN LEE 
 +00:38:38 <​autism>​ Killer_Chris was slain by Shakomatic 
 +[pretty much the end] 
 +</​file>​ 
 +</​hidden>​ 
 + 
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