| Shaqo bin Laden's cow bombing | |
|---|---|
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| Dates | 1-26-14 |
| Location | Hinoarashington, D.E. |
| Result | lol |
| Belligerents | |
 Cows |  Karak khaldun |
| Leaders and Commanders | |
| Cow | Shako |
| Strength | |
| 0 | 1 |
| Losses | |
| A couple of cows | Dignity |
Background
Following the Enderian Anti-slavery Campaign and the unjustified banning of Enderian officials, Shaqo bin Laden seized the opportunity to blow one of his two raids in Hinoarashington.
Some cows were kept in a pit for killing machine test subjects.
The "Battle"
Shako bombed a couple cows in a pit, maybe took some wheat, and played with item frames, probably.
Reactions
Ender hardly noticed.