The vast continent of North America is without regular moderation representation, leaving American Power hour a lawless wasteland ruled by evildoers and ne'erdowells. [[people:K_Chris]] has volunteered to take on the mantle of **moderator**. === Pros === * Unwavering moral fortitude * Unbreakable code of ethics * Undying devotion to Queen and Country * White * Wry sense of wit and satire * Of mixed European ancestry, reaping all the benefits and none of the faults of the German, the Englishman, the Irishman and the Frenchman * 46% better than any American candidate based solely on the virtue of being Canadian * Proud crusader against the Polish menace * White * Oldfriend === Cons === * Perhaps **overqualified** ^ Votes ^^^ ^ Name ^ Pro/Anti ^ Comments ^ | [[people:K_Chris]] | ✔ | He had me at Unwavering moral fortitude | | [[people:Sikandar]] | ✔ | "reaping all the benefits and none of the faults of the German, the Englishman, the Irishman and the Frenchman" except obesity :---D | | [[people:areteee]] | ✔ | That feel when no gf | | [[people:vladimirr|v1adimirr]] | ✔ | If there's one man for the job, I think we can all agree he's out there somewhere | | [[people:Kovio|'The' Khanum 'Cute Kitty' Kovio]] | ✔ | i'm gay | |[[people:greenkitten|Greenkitten]]| ✔ | He doesn't have any social life so he has a lot of spare time to moderate :---DDDD| | [[people:shakomatic:start]] | X | | | [[whoami@dev-urandom.eu|AlphaBernd]]| X | NEVER! | | [[people:MystiaLorelei]] | X | |