===== ZOG Republic ===== Thar be Jews. Jew mad? ^ //Zionist Occupation Government of East Perkele// ^^ | Capital | TBD | | Official Languages | English\\ Hebrew | | Demonyn | Juden | | Government | God Fearing Theocracy | | Leader | Arch Rabbi TNball | | Establishment | 30 June 2011 | | Population | 1, many goats though | | Abbreviation | //ZOG// | | Military | JIDF | ===== History ===== === Founding === TNball parted the sea east of Perkele to settle in the promised land. They're may have been brown people there first, but we removed them from the premises. === Initial Constructions === Fort TNball was completed last Tuesday and the Bydlo Motel recently opened. ===== Geography ===== It is east of Pekele and west of Eastlandia, across the Jew Mad Bridge. Major landmarks consist of Dem Waterfalls and Mount Afterwind. ===== Politics ===== You must be circumcised to take part in politics. Also Kurwa is our puppet, infa 100%. ===== Economy ===== Chief exports consist of stone and sum hard wood. And gold, but that is restricted to fellow Juden. Also we have lots of TNT in case mudslims get antsy. ===== Culture ===== Culture consists of Penis mutilation, beating sheep to death, constructing nuclear weapons out of TNT, gold hoarding, going to synagogue, and asshatery.